Official Thread of the Holy Roman Empire

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Negi Springfield, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Negi Springfield

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    If only because I want to have a thread about the single most awesome Empire ever to rule the world.
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    The flag of the best Roman Empire.
     
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    Are we counting Ceasar's Legion from an unamed post apoctolypitic simulator?
     
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    AIN'T GOT SHIT ON THE MONGOLIAN EMPIRE
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    GENGHIS KHAN, HE FUCK YOU UP BIG TIME.
     
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    DANG MONGORIANS, ALRAWS TEARING DOWN MAH RALLS!!!
     
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    U MAD, CHINK?
     
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    I GONNA SHOW DEM SOME DAY
     
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    NOT IF I KEEP TEALING DOWN YOUR WARRS YOU WONT.
     
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    DANG MONGROLIAN!!1! DOSE WARRS WAZ BUIRT BY MY GREAT GREAT ANCESTOR!!! I RAGE NOW!!!
     
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    FINE, LAGE U STUPID CHINK. I TEAL DOWN UR WARRS AND STEAR UR WOMEN ROROROROROROROROROROROROR
     
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    YOU CAN HAVE DEM, CUZ JOKES ON YOU, THE HAVE CRAMIDIA
     
  11. Doakes

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    Oh bullshit, you're forgetting about regular Rome.
     
  12. SPQR

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    Those horse niggers don't have shit on rome.
     
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    The greatest empire is the mandate of heaven: China.
     
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    The overwhelming majority of you will not get the brilliance of this statement as you are all mongoloids.
     
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    SWEET TALE, BROTHER! *thumbs up*
     
  16. Negi Springfield

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    While the Mandate of Heaven was a Chinese concept originally, it does have paralels in the Christian (which is what the Eastern Roman Empire was) belief on the divine right of kings and related issues.

    Yeah, China rules all the four corners of the world by the power of the Heavenly Emperor, Shangdi.
     
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    China was ok better then horse niggers.

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    The Divine Rights of Kings is not anything similar to the Mandate of Heaven because the Divine Right of Kings does not advocate the destruction of a corrupt leader, this simple difference makes it unique to China. If anything it is most similar to the American Dream in that anyone can become president.
     
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    Roman Republic > Holy Roman Empire. The Holy Roman Empire consisted of a bunch of Christian nutcases, while the republic was awesome.
     
  20. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    you forgot one

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    Because a chunk of land in central Europe run by a bunch of Deutschlanders who never got on with each other IS THE BEST EMPIRE EVER!

    NEGI FAILS AGAIN
     
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    Everyone know the Persian empire kicked more ass.
     
  23. SPQR

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    Fxd
     
  24. Negi Springfield

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    We've been taken over by the Muslim invaders.
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    ASH=SHADU LA ILLAH IL-ALLAH
    MOHAMMAD AR RASULLAH
     
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    Sweden uses 30 Years' War. It's super effective!
     
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    I'm surprised that no one has yet to mention the largest empire to ever exist.

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  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    Holy Roman Empire used national militia! It had no effect! Sweden used schwedentrunk! It's super effective! Holy Roman Empire has fainted!
     
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