***Official thread of the Apocalypse***

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Chainsaw surgeon, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Everyone here has officially 1 month until a Mayan god uses his glorious cock to dickslap the universe until life itself no longer exists.

    What will EDF be doing to pass the time?
    #YOLO #2012apocalypse #wewillalldie #mayandeathrape #2012isreal #jews
     
  2. Semjaaza

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    Purveyor of the spiciest memes. Est. 1989

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    I'll be continuously posting on EDF, so that my e-peen is as big as possible when I meet my maker.
     
  3. Lundy

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    Hailing Satan, as I do everyday.
     
  4. Immortal_Cake

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    Only a fool still believes the world's going to end.
     
  5. MrGask

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    Only a fool would have believed that in the first place, as the prophecies speak not of a world ending calamity, but of the earth entering a new phase of peace and harmony.
     
  6. Lord Raptor

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    Yeah, I always thought these apocalyptic horseshit were nothing but an excuse of people bug your ass with questions like "What will be the last thing will you do before the world ends?" or "What were you good enough and did you make up for your sins?"
     
  7. umkemesik

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    If you mean the end of the year I would agree. If you mean ever you are wrong. The Earth will be uninhabitable in the next 100 million years (regardless of human activity) and will meet its end being roasted and sucked into the sun.
     
  8. Immortal_Cake

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    Prove it.
     
  9. umkemesik

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  10. Zozmal

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    If the whole 2012 shit is right, then at least I won't have to watch the new Star Wars movies.
     
  11. umkemesik

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    You think Disney will do a worse job then Lucas in Episodes 1-3 ?
     
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    Yes peaceful indeed

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    The Mayans didn't have leap years.
    So "The end of the world" was seven moths ago.
     
  14. MrGask

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    The people that converted their calendar to ours took this into account.
     
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    How do you know that will happen?
     
  18. uberfukken

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    I like pictures.

    starlife.
     
  19. Weezus Christ

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    Everryday is the end of the world for a lunatic.

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    HAHAHA EXACTLY
     
  20. Immortal_Cake

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    You guys keep throwing pics and vids at me, trying to prove that the Sun is going to explode in billions of years. How do you know that the Sun is going to do this, when we haven't experience anything like it, before?

    Religion and science are both overrated bullshit; one tries to prove everything over a single book about boring shit that claims to have happened thousands of years ago, without any physical evidence and the other tries to prove everything over guesses that could happen billions of years later that doesn't and won't have any evidence at all.

    It's two sides of the same coin.
     
  21. CallMeMaggot

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    Because we have already seen all those stages happening. The dynamics of G2 type stars is pretty well known and understood.

    On a side note, those 100M years Ume is talking about are more like 4-5 billion, so he's off just by 40x.

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    Anyways, I'll just leave this here
     
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    no i will not die bcauz i am jesus and jesus never dies
     
  23. CallMeMaggot

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    On the contrary, u'r pulling that trick all the fucking time, dude

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  24. uberfukken

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    I agree 100% - both fields are corrupt.

    That picture however represents a lot of research. It's hard to dispute that our star is somehow special.
     
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    Jesus is The King that lives inside of everyone :jesus:
     
  27. CallMeMaggot

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    Have u been a good boy?
     
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    I love Jesus because He is the Way, He is the Light, and He is the Truth
     
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    God works in mysterious ways. :p