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  1. Lloyd

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    OMG U GUIZE SHE HAS CANCER!
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    Farewell, young maiden! We shall miss ye, and your bosom so sweet!

     
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  3. Lloyd

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    That little tart that showed everyone her tits here.
     
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    I think we should all wait until her biopsy comes back before we start the party.
     
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    The GOTIS was strong in her, R.I.P.
     
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    Well, I bet if you squirt the semen right into her cervix, it'll work anyway.

    If not she's got cancer AND is pregnant, LOLZ.
     
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    vat?

    Wasn't she talking about some virus in her analisys?

    Because no (onco)virus is related to ovarian cancer, far as I can tell...
     
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    She has CANCER AND SHE'S GONNA DIE. Now don't you spoil that by being all skeptical.
     
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    Oh wow

    Also I will don't feel bad for her yet, maybe she is lying.
     
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    Always a possibility. When tits don't cut it, just claim to have a fatal disease.

    @swishy, we need proof. Give us a pic of some medical paperwork stapled to your tits with a timestamp.
     
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    this forum gets weirder every day.
     
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    If it's too weird, you're too normal.
     
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    my weird tolerance is infinite. trust me on that one.
     
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    I hope she doesn't have khancer. :|
     
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    I thought she WAS cancer.
     
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    Get better soon, or it'll make me feel bad every time I see your tits.
     
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    (Oh! My bad. Sorry.)

    Ejem...2º take

    ZOMG!!!!

    let me check those ovaries!!!

    not-here.

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    I already gave her breast Khanzer, too late
     
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    We must sex her while she is still warm. The Batmobile, let's go to it!!!

    R.I.P. Demi Morre - I loved you in Platoon
     
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    Fair enough.
     
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    Okay, let me clear this up.

    First, I am overreacting about it a little bit and for that, I do apologize. Second, I am currently at risk for cervical cancer. I will be having a biopsy done on my ovaries soon as there is a large cyst in one of them. I'm not going to freak out about it anymore, as terrified as I am, so that's that.
     
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    This happen when you act like a hooker with some retards.
     
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    I just act like one online :oops:
     
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    its probs just from the relentless friction of donkey schlong ,also uterus is a massive warm wet hole with a constant blood supply , perfect conditions for both pathogens and children to grow
     
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    Not excuse:shakefish:
     
  30. CallMeMaggot

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    So you have some papillomavirus...woa

    By the age of 50 more than 80% of American women will have contracted at least one strain of genital HPV

    The ovary cyst has nothing to do with that, and anyways in the US, ovarian cysts are found in nearly all premenopausal women

    so yeah...u'r overreacting about it a little bit

    (Edit: I forgot to add the obligatory pffft...hahaha)