*** Official thread of surgery with chainsaws ***

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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    [​IMG]CHAINSAW SURGERY

    Chainsaw surgery is the ultimate cure to everything except death.​
    Chainsaw surgeons can amputate arms and legs with ease.​
    Chainsaw surgeons can also cure any disease by painfully and slowly sawing all your body parts off. This WILL cure anything, the only side effect is death.​

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    (Me, a well known chainsaw surgeon at work)
    If you have any questions or comments about chainsaw surgery, or want to start a career as a chainsaw surgeon, please post here.
     
  2. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    Could I see some photo evidence of that
     
  3. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    but they cant upload terrible comic s4 is trying to force down everyone's throat videos

    ps: NEPETA IS ADDORRRABLLEE
     
  4. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Nepeta is the best female troll in Homestuck, and that's a fagt.
     
  5. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    uh, how's the uploading going?
     
  6. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Half a hour left
     
  7. carcinologist

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    nepeta is best female troll

    karkat is best male troll
     
  8. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Gamzee beats him anyday.
     
  9. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Can't you make at least one screencap (of the RPG) to show to us nice folk on EDF?

    Please? :3
     
  10. Chainsaw surgeon

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    How about I demonstrate? I'll give you my business card so I can saw your fucking arm off.
    Would you like a nice example of chainsaw castration? We do that too.
    [​IMG]
    (an artist depection of chainsaw castration)
     
  11. carcinologist

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    no.

    fucking caps lock RAGE boy beats a juggalo
     
  12. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Everything I say is the truth, chainsaw surgery is much higher than carcinology
     
  13. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Let's bring the topic back to the medical field of chainsaw surgery, please.
     
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    well?
     
  16. carcinologist

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    well what.

    OH.

    how much does it pay.
     
  17. Chainsaw surgeon

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    About the same as being a chiropractor. Only you get a bonus can of Cola with your every paycheck.
     
  18. carcinologist

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  19. Chainsaw surgeon

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    Maybe you can switch from Carcinology, you'll get paid much better AND legally kill people.