-=<Official Thread of Sheenism>=-

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Enig, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Enig

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    Winning for all.
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    As it stands, there's no proof that God existed, let alone any true proof of Jesuy Boy. Now, Charlie Sheen is a true person of our time- he made a success with both his charismatic acting and his own television show (which he was Jewed out of due to Bill the Inane (16:9, 320x240) abandoning him- the core of the show- for Asston Catcher) and he shows us how that if we be ourselves, we can be truly free, and live life the way we want.

    Winning from home to Mars, rocking in the free world.

    The time is now.

    Charlie Sheen is our true Jesus of the 2000s.

    Abandon the old, it's time for the new to barge in on an armored vehicle.

    HAIL THE WINNING MAN, LEADER OF THE AWESOME, KILLER OF MEDIA TROLLS.
     
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    Why do these threads keep happening?
     
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  4. Enig

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    Because of Catholifags.
     
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    I'd never think you stoop so low to make a counterargument as stupid as that. I know what you're thinkng, "Why did you think I would not make a counterargument as stupid as that", I don't know, I guess I just have a problem with underestimation.
     
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    No, I just don't care
     
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    Of course, you could have typed something like you don't think they're so bad but instead you go with "why not have like a million of these threads rape HGC"
     
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    I got a great idea
    Don't post in them
    Works for me
     
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    That won't stop everyone else from posting.
     
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    Who gives a fuck about everybody else
     
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    Fuck. You win.
     
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    My bretheren, we shall curbstomp the Catholics and set up shop in Rome, New York. Then we will force NASA to hurry up with heading to Mars so the Great Rock Star can return and set up the rail gun that'll flat-out kill Xenu.

    Winning, forever, duh.
     
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    i dont understan
     
  14. Enig

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    Charlie Sheen is actually Jesus Christ. He hid in Iran up until the 1980s because he finally perfected his acting charisma. He is also actually from Mars, and hates his sister, who changed her name to Xenu in 1973. His sister also rules half of the galaxy. Thus, we must join together with our Rock Savior and free this sucka to death, cmon now, free this sucka to death.
     
  15. rst8

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    i feel like ive heard the name enig before................
     
  16. Enig

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    Electric Nigger and beefrave.... ?!?
     
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    no i mean the name enig,it seems somewhat familiar
     
  18. Enig

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    Enig, based on the word "enigma", gained by me from the Enigma cypher machines used by Nazi Germany during World War II.
     
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    obviously there is something you dont want to tell me,that is okay.
    im going back to bed
    see u again in 4 hours
     
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