*** OFFICIAL THREAD OF SATANISM ***

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    Making a Commitment to Satan
    "What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan?
    Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own. Many times, we can feel him. He comes to guide us when we get down, worried, or are experiencing problems.

    He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy.

    The foundation of Spiritual Satanism is in our finishing Satan's work upon humanity. This is the goal of the godhead, and is accomplished through power meditation. Humanity is currently at a very low level spiritually. When we begin to meditate, we experience profound positive changes within our lives. Satan and his Demons (The Original Gods) protect us and look out for us as we transform and achieve personal power. With Satan, we have protection that outsiders do not have. We can advance in the powers of the mind and soul as far as we wish. For outsiders, this can prove dangerous."

    http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/SATANIC.html

    FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW TO CONVERT YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE TO SATANISM,
    http://www.joyofsatan.org/

    "Satanism is not a "Christian invention."
    Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions.
    Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters or other related entities.
    Satanism is not about "evil."
    Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."
    Satanism is not about death.
    True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention."
     
  2. Negi Springfield

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    I don't get devil worship.

    悪神拝宗 (akuma haishuu) is what we call you guys in my Shinto/Weeaboo religion shit.
     
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    Cant be any worse than the abrahamic faiths no it literally cant .
     
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    your sig fits this
     
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    His sig kinda bothers me.

    Just a little, but I wish he wouldn't have it there. I know I can't change anyone's mind, but I think it's got that latent underscore of evil.

    It just doesn't look right. :(
     
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    SATANISM NEEDS MOAR ATTENTION
     
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    Christianity is hipocrytical and full of crazed fucktards! GO SATANISM!
     
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    OH LAWDY
     
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    Fuck yeah.
     
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    Let's try to get moar posts than the Christianity thread, prove the stupid Christian fool wrong.
    And then lets sacrifice each other to guarantee the birth of the anti christ.
     
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    I added a cool Satanism page to the OP
     
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    Add David's face to that, please
     
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    THIS THREAD MUST BE PINNED
    SATAN IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD, NOT JEHOVA OR HIS BASTARD CHILD JESUS.
     
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    Satan's Throne, dude.
     
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    I know, i'm talkign about the things next to him.
     
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    With these things at his feet

    Also satans taking a shit
     
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    They're pedobears, obviously.
    Just look at the ears
     
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    We need a medal or special sig or something.
     
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    Indeed Satan loves you
     
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    How about we put the link to this site in our sigs?
    http://www.joyofsatan.org/

    It will help convert these Christians who believe in the false god.
     
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    Is that from dead space or somethin'

    Sorry if im retarded, I dont play alot of games.
     
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    Thats from Doom 3
     
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    I can't wait for Christianwarrior's reaction.
     
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    Pentagram medal?
     
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    We also need that
    Added to my sig
     
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    No, a really cool drawing of Satan's head.

    Disregard that, I suck cocks.

    Yeah, and make the pentagram huge and glowing, just like ChristianWarrior's medal.
     
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    Is this a fitting Satanism medal?
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    It's an inverted cross rather than pentagram, but it works too.