** Official thread of Regret..**

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by j15m, May 19, 2016.

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  1. j15m

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    Please feel free to express all your poor life decisions and elaborate on all your shortcomings that can easily be traced back to you being an inexperienced faggot at life.
     
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  2. beef joint

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    I spent a year of my life trying to get into a girls pants when I could have been smoking weed :negative:
     
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  3. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Yo, regret is for bitch made bitches!
    Ain't no lyfe decisions poor if your reach down grab a hand full of nutz and rock that shit! Fuck I shouldn't have to tell ya'll this but how else are you gonna get learn'd on how to stand the fuck up when u pee?

    Teen pregnancy, hell yeah! old sperm babies are retarded and thats the last thing your dumb ass needs-some autistic window lickers hang the fuck around when you could have super babys that like the same shit you do , like fucking thier mom and cook'n meth or in the Queens England "meths" (get your culture game up you lame ass cocksuckers)
     
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  4. j15m

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    You should have been smoking weed and fucking her slightly less attractive, chubby friends.. lower the standards.. fat chicks love the attention, you could have quite possibly have gotten a sandwich and a backrub from chubs after hitting the sweet spot.

    You are revealing WAY too much info to this forum userbase of gaymers and anime card traders... let's have fun :awesome:
     
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  5. Nox Noctis

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    Echi 'till I die. All these lolis call me Senpai.

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    My life.

    I actually have no regrets. My life has been good.
     
  6. beef joint

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    I did learn this about 2 years after
     
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    I don't really have a lot of regrets. I learn from fucking up.
     
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  8. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Hi there honey, seem like a real bad bitch trapped in a tight lil' repressed package, Idk why but you make daddy wanna sharpie his boy bits and send you pics
     
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  9. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    Getting arrested and ruining my chances of ever having any type of life with my daughter
     
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  10. LulzKiller

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    I'm sure my mother has a regret

    the answer is obvious
     
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  11. j15m

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    Bummer man.. no joke.:(
     
  12. Nox Noctis

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    Echi 'till I die. All these lolis call me Senpai.

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    Yeah, especially after this:
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    my mother actually hates any sort of politics to tell the truth.
     
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  14. Choni

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    Just things I did not do, like go with my cousin to Panama and Brazil.
     
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    Nothing. All the dumb shit I've done always came out better than expected.
     
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    nothing... if i didn't fuck up i wouldn't have learned anything.
     
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    giving my wife a second chance after the cunt cheated on me. made up for it though, divorced the whore and won the kids and now she has to give me a good portion of her minimum wage.
     
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    im a jew trapped in an aryan body.

    i regret not burning myself or being wealthier.
     
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    Getting married. Leaving China. Not studying engineering. Not having the balls to jump off that eight story parking garage last year. Rear-ending someone in my car. Using the insurance check to buy a shit car that broke down six months later. Throwing myself into debt buying yet another car. Moving to New Jersey. I can go on.
     
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    Getting kicked out of the Marines.

    Addictions, etc.
     
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    I regret every single decision I have made in my life
    I existence has been one perpetual mistake
     
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    you regret not learning english properly
     
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    My regrets are playing the lottery with certain numbers in mind only to dismiss them and then finding out half of them appear as a result that could've been a decent payoff of a few hundred to a few thousand. Oh, and joining ED at the age of 15 and not doing shit in general. Yeah.
     
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    i'll mark it on your map

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    Helping Preston Garvey make it out of Concord
     
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    You regret posting unfunny comic?
     
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    I regret many, many things.

    Most of all i regret that i went dumber than usual when i was a teenager, i was convinced that i would never live past 25. It was the truth to me.
    Education? Fuck that shit. Work? Why bother. Trying not to piss people off? Naah.
    So years ago i finally notice that i am actually alive and just burned 10 years of my life basically just fucking, drinking and being insufferable.
     
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    You were convinced?

    When i was 16 a doctor actually told me i wouldnt make it to 25
     
  30. DookieWarehouse

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    Convinced in the same way that some people are convinced that god exists.
    Just a stupid belief i got in my stupid mind. And because i never talked about it nobody ever slapped that stupid idea from my head.

    You have a heart condition? I had a friend that got told the same thing. Still alive.