*** OFFICIAL THREAD OF QUOTE OF THE NOW ***

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  1. uberfukken

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    There's a bunch of good quotes we spit out on these forums, unfortunately you have to browse through 30 pages of spergs to find a single one. Since nobody here has a life, we have no problem doing that. Wiki editors on the other hand, not so much.

    ED's Quote of the Now is shared over facebook which is seen by 14,000+ people on a daily basis. It's also featured on ED's front page which garnishes many more tens of thousands of hits.

    This is a goldmine for you attention whores out there. Now you can not only get useless likes circlejerking on this forum, but you can have your name broadcasted to thousands of basement dwellers.

    This is a suggestion thread - there is no guarantee that your quote will be featured. If it is, I'll do my best to let you know about it.

    Anyway, post quotes from yourself or other users that you find on these forums or within shitbox. A wiki editor will scroll through this stuff and pick things out that they find amusing. If you're too embarrassed to post someone else's quote because you have an e-crush, PM it to me and I'll post it here anonymously. I promise not to expose your little secret.

    Try to refrain from posting inside jokes that nobody will understand but EDF2 users. Source the quote if possible, but if you can't be bothered to do that, at least give credit to the right person.

    I expect one of two things:

    1) Nobody gives a fuck and this thread winds up in page 2
    2) Attention whores keep quoting their damn selves

    If this is successful, I'll sticky it. If it's real successful, we can do the same thing for Picture of the Now and Video of the Now. This is merely a test run.
     
  2. minty

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    9:12 PM - [​IMG] Massgrav:
    I have now adopted Kibou so you guys have to be nice to him.
     
  3. uberfukken

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    Return speech
     
  4. uberfukken

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    Any of the thousands of claims Racky made about his godhood.
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I wonder if he killed himself yet?
     
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    This is EDF / The internet thunderdome / Better grab the lube
     
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    jun 13, 2012 9:04 PM - Dr. Rice: i think im getting tired of drugs
     
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    Na he is still weeping in the corner. Spick Jesus likely will return to re claim his divinity .
     
  10. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Tom should be on Quote of the now, he has left. FOREVER.
     
  11. lulzbomb

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    Again?
     
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    @uberfukken - "I am a massive faggot."

    This thread is a stillborn uber.
    plz move it.
     
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    stop posting and it will move itself to page 2
     
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    @oddguy cant help it. He bumps /makes shitty threads out of habbit.
     
  16. uberfukken

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    post some fucking quotes. jesus christ you niggers are useless.
     
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    hahah
    acting like a mod already.
     
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    i posted 2 quotes...
    i think the dr rice one is hysterical.
    i was completely shocked when that popped up on my screen.
     
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    That is actually a good quote.
     
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    BEGIN SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT

    Murdoc thought that this one of mine was QOTN worthy.

    But personally, I think that this one is funnier. I wrote it in response to Stormtrooper, but it stands pretty well on it's own.

    END SELF-AGGRANDIZEMENT
     
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    Fraud Based Economy:
    set your shortwave to 181.20. Major zero wants to talk to you about the advantages of refinancing.
     
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    4:06 AM - [​IMG] Lyle:
    Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucktruckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckluckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
     
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    Quote worthy.
     
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    Also, can we sticky this thraed? Fucked if i'll be able to find it again on the off chance some cunt says something worth repeating.

    @uberfukken pls sticky this thraed
     
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    I'm done with EDF
    7/31/2012 10:47:24 PM Tom not coming back

     
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    No, i refuse to consort with Gary Glitter wannabees
     
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    quality posts on edf?

    yeah, i know of some. i found them while i was looking for a winning lottery ticket on the surface of neptune.
     
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