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Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Cthulhu, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. Cthulhu

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    The true God.
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    And his greatest prophet.
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    ALL HAIL GANDALF.
     
  3. Cthulhu

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    That's Odin you fucktard.
     
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    Proof of Odin's supremacy.
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    Varg should've burned more churches.
     
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    He should have.
    But he was jailed prematurely because of the immense win his IRL trolling was producing.
    Those christians got butthurt.
     
  8. Cthulhu

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    Varg speaking the truth


    Also.
    Cornflakes.
     
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    Vikernes has always had shitty hair and his beard looks like something from vacuumer bag - clearly not prophet material. And he really got his undies in a bundle when Breivik dethroned him.
     
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    Worthless delusions.
     
  11. Cthulhu

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    I can say the same about you.
     
  12. Suiseiseki

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    But I said nothing about you.
    Paganism is beautiful, but it's just useless fairy tales.
    How will they help you? Your life in this very moment? The hard facts of your life, suffering and death?
     
  13. Cthulhu

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    How will watching rosen maiden help you?
     
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    I don't watch Rozen Maiden. When I was making the account, I typed the first name that came to my head.
    You're treating my interventions as attacks on you. But they're not.
     
  15. Cthulhu

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    Oh that's nice.Should i take it as a compliment then?
    But how is your belief any better than christianity,nihilism or paganism?How is it more true than those belief systems.It is all belief after all isn't it?
     
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    You're not really a Pagan. So I haven't offended your religion.
    Paganism is immersed in imagination and fairy tales - that's why the Greek philosophers couldn't embrace it and made "philosophical religions" of their own. Take Aristotle and his Prime Mover. Or Plato, or Plotinus. The stories about gods being jealous or angry or horny just didn't make sense to serious thinkers.

    Christianity, for instance, is superior in that it's a path towards liberation. But it has been, too, paganized and ritualized, institutionalized.

    Nihilism is not a religion - it's a self-cancelling worldview. It collapses under its own weight.

    The Way I follow is the Way that has been shown to us by the great Sages of the past. Hence it's called The Way, the Eternal Tao.

    It is the most expedient means to arrive, to liberation, to supreme realization. What could be more important than this?

    My words can't convince you. You have to see for yourself.

    The First Patriarch who came from India to China sat 9 years facing a wall so he could realize the Way. People were serious in the old days.
     
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    You believe in 'The Way' because you're a weeb.
     
  18. Cthulhu

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    What is "The Way" anyways?
     
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    You have to pay $2000 to advance a tier, before you can know that.
     
  20. Cthulhu

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    Aww but i though enlightenment is free for everyone :(
     
  21. Suiseiseki

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    I doubt you're interested in any of this.
     
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    I like Nordic mythology. My favorite god is Loki.
     
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    It appears that Thor was the original nazi.
    Quote from english antiquarian and academic Dr. Hilda Ellis Davidson
    "The protective sign of the hammer was worn by women, as we know from the fact that it has been found in women's graves. it seems to have been used by the warrior also, in the form of the swastika. [...] Primarily it appears to have had connections with light and fire, and to have been linked with the sun-wheel. It may have been on account of Thor's association with lightning that this sign was used as an alternative to the hammer, for it is found on memorial stones in Scandinavia besides inscriptions to Thor. When we find it on the pommel of a warrior's sword and on his sword-belt, the assumption is that the warrior was placing himself under the Thunder God's protection."
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    From the 9th century.
     
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    Au contraire, it makes perfec sense

    God's are a creation of human mind, they are made at our likeness. Always.

    More like to arrive to extinction. And a very boring one, by the way.

    Imagine right now all the people see the light of Tao and become completely detached of mundane desires.
    Economical and demographical disaster in only one generation, at most.
     
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    this should be official thread of age of mythology:the titans
     
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    There would be more balance.
    No abundance, no lack. No rich, no poor.
     
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    Agreed

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    Good to find fellow worshippers of Brodin here.
     
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    It is the Dao 道專 dao zhuan

    It is not the normal way.

    It is an unusual way that cannot be described.