Official Thread of Fury

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Apr 9, 2013.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Joevahkiin

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    FUCK YOU, NIGGERFAGGOT. I'LL TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR TITTIES AND SMEAR IT AROUND WITH YOUR MOTHER'S PICTURE AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOUR FIRST BORN SON. "HERE'S YOUR CUNT GRANDMOTHER, KID, EAT THAT SHIT UP, FAGGOT" IS WHAT I"LL SCREAM INTO THEIR TINY UNDERDEVELOPED EARS. I'LL BEER BATTER YOUR DEAD GRANDPA AND FEED HIM TO JEWS, THAT'S HOW LOW YOU RANK. YOU'RE ONLY FIT TO SUSTAIN THE LIVES OF THE WORLD'S LOWEST LIFE FORM.

    YOU CAN'T NIGGER OR FAGGOT THIS HARD. EVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER, PUSSIES.

    COCK SUCK A MOTHERFUCKER.
     
  2. uberfukken

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  3. Atomic_Joe

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    I HOPE YOUR NEXT SHIT IS SQUARE
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  4. The Lieutenant

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    If I ever have kids, and my dad dies at some point before I do (unlikely), I'm going to say this to punish them when they're bad.
     
  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    Everyone, meet Precious:

     
  8. Atomic_Joe

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    IF YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST 2 PAGES OF THIS THREAD CONTAINED TOO MUCH BARE KNUCKLE EXCITEMENT, THEN GET READY TO HAVE YOUR EYES BREAK FROM WIDENING IN SURPRISE THEN YOUR WEAK, FLOPPY, KEYBOARDING TYPING HANDS EXPLODE OFF YOUR BODY.

    SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
     
  9. Sugar Bombs

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    You're still on the first page.
     
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    Am I still on the first page?
     
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  12. Atomic_Joe

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    NO SHIT, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. JUST WAIT 'TIL YOU GET TO THE NEXT ONES. THEY'LL BE SO GOOD, THEY'LL BLOW YOUR PANTIES RIGHT OFF YOU ASS!
     
  13. Solution

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
    FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC?
    FAGGOT ASS THREADS LIKE THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
    I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY THE CAST OF QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
    AND AFTER THEIR DONE RUINING YOUR CUM SHOOT
    I HOPE THEY FIND THE COMMON DECENCY TO CUT OFF YOUR SHIT TYPING FINGERS
    THEN NEUTER YOUR BITCH ASS WITH
    A RUBBERBAND AND A FUCKING SPOON
    I HOPE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IT'S IN A
    DAMN TOM PRESTON ABORTION COMIC
    DOCUMENTING, IN POORLY DRAWN DETAIL,
    YOU GETTING YOUR FUCKING CUMUPPANCE!
     
  14. RiKio

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    NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
     
  15. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    YOU IGNORANT SON OF A BITCH DUMB BASTARD!
     
  16. jack

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    FUCK THIS MODERN LIVING SHIT. I"M GOING TO RIP THAT FUCKING JEWS FACE OFF AND WARE IT ON MY DICK AS A SIGN OF MY SEXUAL POWER.
     
  17. Equivamp

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    hey guys whats goin on in this threa
     
  18. Atomic_Joe

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    YOUR MOM'S PREGNANCY LEVEL AFTER I GET DONE HER, YOU USELESS SHITSTAIN. YOU'RE THE TYPE OF MOTHERFUCKER THAT SAUNTERS INTO RED LIGHT DISTRICTS AND STANDS OUTSIDE THE WHOREHOUSES, JACKIN' YOUR CROOKED penis TO THE IDEA OF BANGING SLUTS, TOO SCARED OF SEXUAL FAILURE TO BANG A WHORE. WELCOME TO FAGGOT TOWN, POPULATION: YOU.

    I BET YOU USE A FORK AND KNIFE TO EAT PIZZA BECAUSE YOU'RE A BIGGITY BITCH ASS NIGGA.
     
  19. Aroukar

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    Cocksucking, Motherfucking, dog bitch, doppelganger on shit on a shingle. Fuck you and your gook friends. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole provided that the one you already have cannot handle having a jumbo jet shoved through it. If you are dissatisfied with this service, I'm gonna take you to customer support, and the friendly negroes can help adjust the size of your asshole using improvised techniques handed down since the early days of slavery. If you are still bitchin' about it when I come back, then I'll take you to Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. Anyway, maybe while you are there you can tan yourself in a deluxe German oven, even though it is only meant for God's chosen people to use. Gibberish motherfucker, do you speak it? What's that? Why I am not speaking in all caps? My Thu'um is too powerful. Were I to shout in all caps you would be shouted into dust. I hope this response satisfies you. Good day.
     
  20. Atomic_Joe

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    I'M SORRY, WERE YOU TRYING ON THE BIG BOY PANTS? WELL GUESS WHAT, TWINKLE TITS. THEY DON'T FUCKING FIT. GET BACK ON THE SEE SAW AND CRY INTO YOUR ICE CREAM SUNDAY, YOU FAGGOT.
     
  21. Azrael

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    DEAD BABIES. FUCK YOUR CUNTING SHIT-ASS MOTHERFUCKING FATHERFUCKER. GOD HATES YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. NON SEQUITUR.

    ...
    Am I cool yet?
     
  22. Atomic_Joe

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    BITCH, YOUR CUNTS REEKS OF FORMALDEHYDE AND 10,000 DEAD TROUT.
     
  23. Azrael

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    STILL SMELLS BETTER THAN YOUR NECROSIS-INFECTED DICK. I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HOPE IT FALLS OFF SOON AND LEAVES A BLACK, GAPING, OOZING HOLE IN YOUR CROTCH AND YOUR LIFE. HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT THE WHORES WILL SHUDDER IN SYMPATHY PAIN WHENEVER YOU PASS BY THEM?
     
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    SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER? YOU THINK YOU'RE BAD? MY DOG TAKES SHITS MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU AND HE'S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA! HOW'S IT FEEL KNOWING NO ONE WILL EVER TOUCH YOUR SHRIVELED UP, GLORIFIED CLITORIS?
     
  25. Atomic_Joe

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    I WILL FUCK YOUR STANK CUNT HOLE WITH A PIECE OF FROZEN SHIT. YEAH, I SAW THAT BLAST PIT YOU CALL A SNATCH. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE KICKED A HOLE IN THE SIDE OF A ROTTED ELK CARCASS. JUST BECAUSE YOU GET THE D DOESN'T MAKE YOU HOT. IT MAKES YOU A CUM DUMPSTER. NECROSIS DICK? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT. THAT SHIT IS BATTLE TESTED AND WAR APPROVED. THE MIGHTY COCK GOBLINS OF EL DORADO APPROVE. YOUR SNATCH COULDN'T PASS THE BAR IN DOWNTOWN HARLEM FROM CRACK NIGGERS ON A BENDER.
     
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    FUCKING CUNTS I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WILL EXPERIENCE AN AGONY WORSE THAN DEATH YOU WILL BEG FOR DEATH BUT YOU WON'T GET IT. I WILL TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AND FUCK YOUR CHILDREN THEY WILL BE MY SEX SLAVES. AND THEN I WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. YOU ARE FUCKING PARASITES DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND REMOVE YOURSELF AND YOUR RETARDED EVIL SPAWNS FROM THE GENEPOOL SO THAT HUMANITY CAN PROGRESS.