*** OFFICIAL THREAD OF EDF'S BIGGEST CUNT OF 2012 ***

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Nov 5, 2012.

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WHO IS THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THE YEAR???

  1. Not Trixie AKA Fatty McGut Buster

    50.0%
  2. Die In A Fire

    15.0%
  3. hkh

    20.0%
  4. Sugar Bombs

    25.0%
  5. minty

    21.7%
  6. FlamingTofuSquare

    13.3%
  7. Azrael

    16.7%
  8. MedicalParrot

    21.7%
  9. Magnum

    26.7%
  10. skylerconcarne (Not Banned)

    31.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Sugar Bombs

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    Daddy

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    I will increase the rates of suicides due to lowered self esteem by at least 1% (hopefully Negi).
    I'll call you at 3 AM to tell you about my day. If you hang up, I'll call back until you answer, then hang up on you.
    I'll also raep @Kibou for the entertainment of all.

    Go fuck yourself, faggot.
     
  2. hkh

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    hey..guys.. this is over right?

    it should be.
     
  3. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    scaredy cat!
     
  4. red 5

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    EDF Hero

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    hipster faggot
  5. red 5

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    EDF Hero

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    to sum it up: fuck jews and cunts
     
  6. Atomic_Joe

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    Joevahkiin

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    There's a heart difference between afraid of someone and being absolutely REPULSED by someone.
     
  7. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    I would love to hear the nominees stances on the real everyday issues that effect the hard-gayness of everyday Ediots.

    New faggot immigration
    Late term derailbortion
    Redistribution of niggerfaggot
    ect.

    I would also appreciate a State of the Cunt Address
     
  8. Sugar Bombs

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    Kill them all, let God sort 'em out

    My fellow EDiots, we are rapidly approaching a state of gay never before gayed up to such gayness by any gaiety. Our lulzfathers would hold still their fapping hand when confronted with such shitfuckery, perhaps stroking only once more, but slowly, sadly, with nary a precum droplet in sight.

    Whores are roaming across the grassy plains of EDF, rampantly disregarding any shred of self awareness they might have, eager to suckle at the bitter teat of fucktardedness with their fleshy, pustule-covered skullcaves. Their tits are not desired, neither are they forcibly asked to fucking vacate.

    I will do all in my power to be a real mean guy over the internet.

    My opponent, Trixie, is a dollfucking, roleplaying, attention-sucking pedophile who has centipedes in her vagina, doesn't believe Jews did WTC, and thinks that niggers are employable.

    Death to The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
  9. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    I came, then I wept.
     
  10. Harpoons

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    Fissure of Man

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    Too fat for my liking.
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    Girlvinyl

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    I have a childhood friend that I think can suit u:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. hkh

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    there are sooo many people IRL that look like stick bugs.
     
  13. Trixie

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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    lies!
    you love me & you know it!
     
  14. MrGask

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    #FreeGask

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    Tl;dr
     
  15. Flu

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    I did the logical thing and voted Trixie, not because she's such a bad lady or anything, but for my natural distrusted and excessive levels of disgust in the elderly. I find the fact that she hasn't honour-killed herself when she hit 35 to be highly annoying. By her living, it means there's one more nasty old broad out there thinning down the 'cute pool,' making the odds that i meet a hot, YOUNG chick 1% less probable. Because Trixie is in a sense cock blocking me, and all of us, I vote her the biggest cunt ever - and also, because she probably literally has a big cunt, all stretched, weathered, floppy, dong'd to excess, stuffing 2l's up her vag on cam4 so somebody will just look at her. She disgusts me. What a giant, #1 cunt. Go for the gOLD, baby!!!
     
  16. Trixie

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    thank you, flu, for those kind words.
     
  17. TheBrickBalls

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    Girlvinyl

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    That's not what's really cockblocking you. What is cockblocking you is the fifty year old man with accumulated wealth and powerful socio-economic position. He's flashing that wealth by buying expensive drinks for that eighteen years old girl you've been fucking on the side, having expensive swagger, and promising her an easy life if she goes for him - until he tosses her out for a new, nubile, eighteen years old bitch in ten years. Gold-diggers, most of whom being barely legal to twenty-somethings, and vice versa, are worthless.

    I suppose she'll still fuck you behind his back for the next ten years, but you'll always have to come to terms with the fact that her husband's old dick and silver-haired balls batter away at her vag and jizz inside it when you're not around. You will have to mentally remove yourself from this undeniable fact to keep at her.

    I suggest you go down the gold-digger route as well. Find a successful, wealthy, old bitch - one whose husband died and left her a fortune - and hook her in. In return for dusting off her aged cunt, and reminding her of her twenties for the rest of how many days she has left to live, she'll gleefully fund your living expenses AND smack addiction. Hopefully she leaves you her fortune.

    Fuck an old bitch, Flu. It's financially good for you!
     
  18. Flu

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    i was gonna get you a hallmark card, but they were WAY too derogatory and absolutely filthy. nothing says tru luv like doing it yourself.
     
  19. Trixie

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    oh flu- (((HUGS))) <3
     
  20. uberfukken

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    Well fuck, this sure did backfire. Looks like Trixie gets to talk about her cunt for another year. gg guys
     
  21. Trixie

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    midnight eastern/ 9 pacific...
    we got another 24 hrs to go.
     
  22. BizarrePsycho

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    So cunts, can you take a dick? Please state specific examples and explain why your dick taking ability far exceeds that of your fellow cunt.
     
  23. Trixie

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    my cuntiness is infinite...
    there is no end to as many dicks that need to be taken.
    i will take all comers/cummers.
     
  24. Baya Rae 4900

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    That will do nothing but endear the public to you.
     
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  25. FlamingTofuSquare

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    Dramatis Personæ

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    :popcorn:
     
  26. Harpoons

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    She's still a little bit chubby.
     
  27. CallMeMaggot

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    Girlvinyl

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    Rubens must be rolling in his grave
     
  28. uberfukken

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    Ok this is over, Trixie wins with 21 votes and a very decisive victory. Edited OP
     
  29. Sugar Bombs

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    I thought we weren't using the voting system because everyone voted multiple times.
    KEEP UP UBER JESUS
    I think The Member Formerly Known As Baya wins. :D
     
  30. red 5

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    The Member Formerly Known As Baya wins the honorary edf lifetime achievement award for cuntery