*** OFFICIAL THREAD OF EDF'S BIGGEST CUNT OF 2012 ***

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by uberfukken, Nov 4, 2012.

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WHO IS THE BIGGEST CUNT OF THE YEAR???

  1. Not Trixie AKA Fatty McGut Buster

    50.0%
  2. Die In A Fire

    15.0%
  3. hkh

    20.0%
  4. Sugar Bombs

    25.0%
  5. minty

    21.7%
  6. FlamingTofuSquare

    13.3%
  7. Azrael

    16.7%
  8. MedicalParrot

    21.7%
  9. Magnum

    26.7%
  10. skylerconcarne (Not Banned)

    31.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. uberfukken

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    SHE ALMOST HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN YOU RETARD

    U just jelly cause all you're capable of is eliciting responses from the hate machine and extorting nudes from hambeasts and hookers.
     
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    I got the custom title months ago. Trolling Trixie is easy enough to do for free, you don't even need this thread for proof. Besides, I've screwed with her since she got here, no reason to stop now. I didn't expect everyone to jam their credit cards through their screens for a mass title change. Though, It's not like I don't understand why. She takes this shit so seriously, it's pretty tempting to crush her expectations and watch the aftermath. More so if you regularly donate I suppose.
     
  4. Lord Raptor

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    More like he's annoyed that everybody is having fun in a silly thread that wasn't started by him.

    If this was happening in his webcomic discussion thread or any thread that he starts in HGC/SM, he wouldn't give a damn.
     
  5. beefrave

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  6. Sugar Bombs

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    @oddguy I will address your questions.
    Why do we care
    Why are we keeping it going
    Why are we pretending we won when Trixie won
    Why are we so buttmad
    Why does it matter
    Why is your nose so fucking huge
    Why can't we admit we lost
    Why are you such a Jew
    Why don't you make your eyebrow two separate eyebrows
    Why don't you have more money if you're Jewish
    Why won't anyone just love me

    The answer is, and always will be, 42.
     
  7. oddguy

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    As you know, I love haiku.
    Let me reply to you with one.

    Stop sucking black dicks.
    Number that came in your mouth:
    It was forty two.
     
  8. Sugar Bombs

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    Jews can't rhyme for shit
    All they understand in life
    Ruining the fun

    Enormous, massive
    Words used to describe oddguy
    On his face not crotch
     
  9. Harpoons

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    Oddguy didn't get
    enough attention in this
    thread so he's butthurt.

    @oddguy
     
  10. Sugar Bombs

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    Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
    Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew
    Jew Jew Jew Faggot.

    @oddguy
     
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    and the prize for best haiku goes to....
     
  12. oddguy

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    Gingers have no soul.
    Your opinion means nothing.
    Haters to the left.
    [​IMG]

    That's not a haiku.
    Plus your dad molested you.
    Go join Sugar Bombs.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. uberfukken

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    This is the thread that doesn't end.
    Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started posting here not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue posting here forever just because...

    This is the thread that doesn't end.
    Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started posting here not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue posting here forever just because...

    This is the thread that doesn't end.
    Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started posting here not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue posting here forever just because...

    This is the thread that doesn't end.
    Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started posting here not knowing what it was,
    And they'll continue posting here forever just because...
     
  14. minty

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  15. Harpoons

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    Yes it's a haiku.
    Your life is clearly empty.
    Why not kill yourself?
     
  16. oddguy

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    My life ain't empty.
    Your mother fills up my life.
    I fill her assholes.
     
  17. Harpoons

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    That was fucking weak.
    I'll give you another go.
    Try harder this time.
     
  18. oddguy

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    Was that a haiku?
    Was that what your girlfriend said?
    Oops, I meant "sister".
     
  19. Sugar Bombs

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    HAIKU FIGHT IN HERE
    SHIT JUST GOT FUCKING REAL, YO
    REFRIGERATOR
     
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    haikus are so gay
    they suck dicks, no really
    now I'm a queer too
     
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  22. uberfukken

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    im the guy selling crab juice
     
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    Funny how doing haikus makes everyone look like a fucking cunt
     
  24. oddguy

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    ITT: We talk about how Trixie won the poll for EDF2 Biggest Cunt.

    Play by play series of events:

    1- A small circlejerk of haters on facebook gossip about trixie and how much they hate her.

    2- A gay conspiracy to try to get trixie angry by having her give up her fake title leads to gay call out thread.
    3- Trixie wins in a landslide victory! Proving the people who were planning this are in a noticeably small minority opinion.

    4- Seeing that they have been utterly humiliated by their own failed plan they begin attempts to cheat, which include:

    a) Rallying people on IRC to vote against her.
    b) Pushing back the poll's end date repeatedly.
    c) Straight up faking the polls result by editing it.

    5- Trixie STILL wins the poll!

    6- The anti Trixie coalition start PLANNING TO PAY ACTUAL MONEY to change every single user's title to "EDF2's biggest cunt" in an attempt to make it look like they won, displaying how utterly MAD they are.

    The Final Result:

    TRXIE GETS TO KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT HER FAKE INTERNET TITLE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!

    Exactly the opposite of what that thread was trying to achieve!

    Congratulation Trixie on your epic, undeniable victory over a handful of angry homosexuals, who are currently still talking shit about you behind your back and wiping their salty tears away.

    Final Verdict:

    Trixie: Winner
    Anti Trixie Collective: MAD

    Everyone else:

    Feel free to congratulate Trixie on her epic victory and laugh at the losers who lost to her.
     
  25. oddguy

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    See uber?
    I'm not anti drama.
     
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  27. Weezus Christ

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  28. uberfukken

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    And the official winner of "Most Fucks Given" goes to @oddguy
     
  29. $$Trooper

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    This needs to go into your thread about epic drama... unless you've cataloged it already.
    If so, carry on.
     
  30. uberfukken

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    hey @oddguy, i know you feel guilty because your Judaism won't let currency leave your precious little country, so ill cut you a deal. post in this thread 1000 times and ill make a donation on your behalf