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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by skylerconcarne, Jun 9, 2012.
I love that fucking shit.
There is suppose to be a remix of this somewhere, it use to be video of the now.
On topic, doing any dangerous shit while driving is awesome.
Once I drove drunk listening Chopin's Funeral March; it was night and it was raining. I swear it has been amazing.
It was like I could understand everything. My senses were expanded, I heard things in that music I never heard again.
Drunk driving is bad and you shouldn't do it.
I have a strong desire do edit "Skyler is is a moron" as a third poll option.
Dangerous but ...just do some coke and problem solved.
@Dr. Rice lol I like this mix , have fun
Proof positive that Jews cannot be trusted with power. The mere thought is grounds for anal rape and reverse circumcision.
Having said that, drunk driving is bad; however I've done it on many occasions. If you learn to drive drunk, then you're generally OK.
There was one time recently where, driving home from a night out (and definitely over the limit) and 3 pairs of legs came suddenly into view. I swerved right and narrowly missed the 3 sluts, all wearing black at night and walking down the road, with just their thighs showing.
If I had hit them, I would have been fucked. Fortune smiled upon scummy's drunk head once again.
I get really bored driving sober, so I try never to do it.
the next porsche girl, i'm commin for ya
I used to get out of the on-base pullovers by getting offended and telling the PMO that "I'm Mormon, I don't drink!" Free ticket out AND they look SHOCKED.
My God! Thank you so much!!!
They are called screams, u sick fuck
Drove drunk today. I was drinking ,and discovered that I needed broom handles , bleach concentrate , peppers ,onions ,cookies , a new saw blade ,a new wire brush ,and sour cream ,and dish cleaner ,and forgot that I was drinking before I got behind the wheel .
I got pulled over while I was drunk driving once. The cop saw I was only 18 so he let me off, on the condition that I pull over and go to sleep.
And I've been drunk driving ever since, with no consequences whatsoever. I'd advise you all try it. It's a great time.
From the offensive jokes thread, repost but relevant:
Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board. Also relevant, my sig, lol
PROTIP: the drink of choice before driving should always be scope mouthwash, to help disguise the smell of the alcohol if you're pulled over. But if you aren't able to convince the officer that you aren't drunk, and he wants you take a breathalyzer test, you're best off speeding away while he's out of his car.
Frienship is magic: