***Official thread of cultural learnings of Australia***

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Zaichata, Mar 6, 2012.

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  1. Zaichata

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    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

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    To the mods and admins: please make this a sticky. In the literal way.

    Fellow EDF members, I have noticed the past few months that a lot of you are unable to understand the massive faggotry, bull shit, conspiracy theories and all-round hatred of the US and therefore anything that is succesful in life, that The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae has been spawning. That is why, of today, we have this informative thread that teaches us all things Aussie, so that we can understand The Member Formerly Known As Baya's handicap and thus grow stronger as a group. United we stand.

    So from now on, everything Australian goes here. Every single bit of useful information can be put here.

    I'll kick off with some random pics

    Typical Australian running on the beach, hunting for food:

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    Typical Australian with typically Australian headwear

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    Typical Australian performing mating dance:

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    Typical Australian with its claws in order to claw down its natural enemy, the aboriginal:

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    "cultural learnings of australia"

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    lol
     
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    At first I was like

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    But then I was like

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    i dunno im drunk
     
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    I've been living in Australia for the past 2 million years.
    Ask me anything.
     
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    Did dingos really et that baby?
     
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    No and yes.
    Yes the dingos took the baby to the Aboriginals, who ate the baby in order to steal the white mans power.
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    That is a Hugh Jackman (Hughmanus Jackmanalop) they are quite rare and extremely dangerous.
     
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    sorry to do this to you @scumhook but i just saw a Nicole Kidman lurking outside.
    If i don't come back, tell my family i died honorably.
     
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    Godspeed, good sir.

    Kick her right in the cunt.
     
  12. uberfukken

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    Explain vegemite
     
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    The truth?
    Its used to keep tree and plant cuttings alive.
    Also goes well on toast.

    I think i chased the Nicole Kidman out, there is blood everywhere and not all of it is mine.
     
  14. uberfukken

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    That's the part that needs explaining
     
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    Its alright for a savory spread.
    I don't think it has a American Equivalent, the Brits have Marmite as i understand.
     
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    uh, peanut butter?
     
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    Fuck no. Vegemite tastes like dried soy sauce and rust.
     
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    Oh, never actually had it. I've heard people say it's like australian peanut butter.
     
  19. uberfukken

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    Yeah, they eat it like peanut butter.
     
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    Well australians are all stupid fags anyways. And I base that judgement entirely on likeicare.
     
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    lolno, you spread it reallllllllly thin on you toast, which is why a jar of vegimite will last 10 years.
     
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    Thanks cuntrag.
     
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    I'll stick with butter, thanks.

    It's even better with cinnamon and sugar.

    Doesn't make your piece of toast taste like Chinese food
     
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    chinese people cant sustain life in australia so they have to make due with imitation products
     
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    FUCKING SHIT.

    You fucking yanks and your fucking sweet shit.
     
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    HELP, NICOLE KIDMAN BIT ME AND NOW HER PHEROMONES ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
    ITS LIKE DAWN OF THE FUCKING DEAD HERE.
     
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    ANYONE GOT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT FUCKING AUSTRALIA?!
    I CAN ANSWER MOST, IF NOT ALL OF THEM IN UNFUNNY EFFORT POSTS.
     
  29. uberfukken

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    I quit smoking by eating a year's supply of Starburst.


    Can you do this?

     
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    No, because i'm not insane.
    At is at least 20 years worth of Vegemite .