*** Official thread of ChristianWarrior94 ***

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Suiseiseki, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. Suiseiseki

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    >Supposedly Christian; embraces the "religion of Love", as it is called
    >The last words of Christ was his "New Commandment" - that we should love each other like he has loved us
    >ChristianWarrior94 is a bit more selective than his God was. He loves, but excludes "niggers, kikes" and possibly (I'm not sure) "gooks" and other "subhumans" out of those who deserve the Love of God
    >Cites only the hateful parts of the Bible, disregards the ones such the Saint Paul's "There is no Jew or Greek, male or female; you are all one in Christ"
    >Thinks Jesus was not Jewish; the Holy Bible was not written by Jews and Yahweh is not a Jewish God, contrary to 99,99999999% scholars, historians, academics, theologians, priests.
    >Has to make videos about "Not being Gay". - Who does that, except self-loathing gays? I'm straight but I don't have to make videos about my straightness.
    >Pretends to want to "save others" (how many have you saved so far with that attitude?) - just so he can accuse, slander, judge others. "JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED" - sounds familiar?

    What I propose to all EDF is - let's SAVE ChristianWarrior94. Save him from his own hatred and confusion. So that he can embrace Love and accept the Light, because "the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it."

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  2. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    he is also a troll.
     
  3. Harpoons

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    This is a bullshit thread, everything you say is wrong and christianwarrior really doesn't need saving from anything.
     
  4. $$Trooper

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    he is also a troll who gets off on this.
     
  5. TheForRealDeal

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    Don't give a fuck what any of you think
    He is the funniest comedian to ever grace this forum
     
  6. $$Trooper

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    i'll admit that he is one of the gimmick accounts that i actually enjoy.
    for a troll that is.
     
  7. TheForRealDeal

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    Remind me again which account on here isn't a gimmick, troll, or both, however shitty
     
  8. Suiseiseki

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    I don't really care whether he's a troll or not. In case he is ... I wanna see how good he can role-play that part.
    So far, he wasn't that good. Doesn't seem to have a clue about the Bible, Christ's teachings, the history of Christianity.
    If you want to role-play a Christian to troll others, at least you need to put some effort into it, research the topic a bit.

    This thread will help him sharpen his trolling skills.
     
  9. TwoStar

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    ITT: The Feeding Station
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  10. $$Trooper

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    i'm none of the above
     
  11. Suiseiseki

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    Me neither.
     
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    ChristianWarrior is a better troll than doakes, because ChristianWarrior is actually funny.
     
  13. Suiseiseki

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    What if I already assume he's a troll, but go along with it and pretend to disagree with his crusades because I want to play?
    Trolls trolling trolls. It's like children playing. Don't come to them and say "You're not really firing lasers at each other; you're just pretending. I don't see any lasers."
    Who is trolling? Who isn't? On EDF, "troll" loses its meaning, because trolling is omnipresent and so it cancels itself out.

    And after all. What is the whole Universe really, but one Cosmic Troll trolling himself?

     
  14. TheForRealDeal

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    This is what I was originally getting at, yes
     
  15. Harpoons

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    That's because they move too fast for the human eye to see, retard.
     
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    Just let him do what he wants

    Hes doing it for teh lulz
     
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    Christian Warrior is cool.
     
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    this is probably the only time i'll ever be serious, so enjoy it while you can motherfuckers.
    David is just a failtroll. Thats it. no show here folks, just ignore the fucker.
    But seriously, if i was god i would treat him just like Jobe. kill his kids, destroy his house, burn his crops, all simply for the lulz. After all, the lulz are the point of life, which ol' david clearly doesn't understand. ok, serious tiime over faggots.
    :trollface:
     
  19. Baya Rae 4900

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    CW94 (David) is S4, who is Rice. CW94 defended S4 for no reason. Rice adores me (in a fucking creepy way) which is why he gave his new account the numbers 9 and 4.
     
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    Is that a theory, hunch, or do you have actual proof of this(i.e. IP)?
     
  21. Baya Rae 4900

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    First two. IP doesn't mean dick. Maybe it did mean something when 99% of internet users didn't know about proxies.
     
  22. ChristianWarrior94

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    Who calls it that?

    Let me sum this up for you scum.
    -You believe the Lord Almighty is perfect in His Creation, likely due to the blatant evidence around us. (where most of you fail)
    -You know niggers seem to be hopeless in this life and question why God allows that.
    -As you bring up later, Light is good and Darkness is bad in the bible.
    -Niggers are obviously bad.

    You all know the majority of the bible, I'm here to teach you the True side. Anyone can give you the majority, I give you the rest of the story as it was meant to be seen.

    You still have no responded to my post proving He was not Jewish- all you do is make up bullshit statistics

    I provide evidence and thought you would take something for once but of course you denied it. THAT'S WHY I DON'T MAKE MORE VIDEOS.

    I don't pretend anything I have saved 13 lives already.

    No.
     
  23. ChristianWarrior94

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    You avoid arguments and later claim victory to people who do not see what's happening.

    You are pathetic on many levels.
     
  24. ChristianWarrior94

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    I don't have kids or crops so you're 1 for 3 - also I will continue the Lord's work as long as I have a voice.
     
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    I like CW94. His cute little avatar gives me a raging boner on a daily basis.

    He also puts out pretty easily. Let him share half your beer, and you can arse-fuck his brains out all night.
     
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    I want David to make a YTP video of Mormon Jesus and provide proof that he made it, himself.
     
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    hail satan
     
  28. ChristianWarrior94

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    This:
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  29. Immortal_Cake

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    lol no
     
  30. ChristianWarrior94

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    I wasn't even replying to you.