***Official thread of cat appreciation***

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  1. Baka

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    Here is my dearly departed Ebony. I lured their mother with hotdogs into our house at the age of 6 back in 2001.
    She had kittens while I was in elementary. At the time, the only media device in our house was an old analog TV on the floor. I remember watching the aftermath of hurricane Katrina while she was just born.

    Post your kittehs
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    I love petting kitties.
     
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    My family had a cat, she died aged 18. She was originally a stray

    I mostly remember her for laying by the laundry vents outside, sitting on our shoulders, and fighting raccoons for sport. I don't miss her, but she was a cool cat

    No pic available rn
     
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    mIdoinitright.


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    am I doin it right?
     
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    Best girl. She had a gigantic personality, and would croak and roll on her back for you to scratch her belly.
    That said, she absolutely hated other cats and anything bigger than her (except humans), and would actively try to kill anything smaller. Still, best cat.




    This is my current boy, snoozing while hugging his favorite new toy

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  7. Baka

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    She was an alpha kitty!
     
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    its a bit early to be a cat lady u might find a man
     
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    all the guys here are either 45+, dumb hicks or petty criminals.
     
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  12. Baka

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    totally
     
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    Fucking gross.
     
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    touche
     
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    I think she means where she lives, but... well, haha.
     
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    lets face it thats ed also
     
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  17. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Move.
    Or embrace the petty criminal dumb hick.

    Tho the +45 crowd aint so bad.

    I don't recommend the latter tbh. PA boys are often trouble.

    Expand ur horizons Boudi. World's so much better outside of PA.
     
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  18. Baka

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    Got my license back. Heading out to Columbus this week hopefully.

    It's fucking horrible here radha. sheetz and dollar general are the main watering holes. every young guy my age is either a faggot cuck or some breed of drug addict, criminal or redneck.

    I could EASILY get a farmer boyfriend as they like women who are bossy and somewhat masculine, but i aint down for that.

    almost never see any good stuff here. the last attractive male i saw was 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
     
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  19. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    I feel ya. Eastern side of the state wasn't great either. If u didn't wanna go slum it in Philly or NYC for the weekend u were either A. Stuck hanging out in someone's basement doing drugs, B. Blowing shit up in a field (which I personally loved because I am a dumb POS) or going to church.

    Oh and shopping. Hunting happened but not as much.

    Hey ain't nothing wrong with a farmer bf tho they tend to be hard working n kind n dedicated to their families. You just gotta understand the hiearchy is:

    Truck>tractor>rifle>mom>gf

    Till u get a ring on it. Then u displace mom.
     
  20. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Wait @Baka you guys don't have WaWas on that side of PA do u?

    Oh shit yeah GTFO, Sheetz can't compare.

    To be brutally honest things aren't hopping here but the weather n the geography n natural resources are so much better. I am within a days drive of some awesome national parks which was my main draw.

    Try n find stuff like that back east until u can get out it'll help.
    You guys do have better fishing than we do in the desert.
     
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    Never would go for a mama's boy. I would probably just accuse him of wanting to fuck his mom and then break up.

    PA guys, PA guys....I mean. We have Poison, so that's something I suppose.
     
  22. Baka

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    fuck that shit. I can't stand weather above 70
     
  23. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Move to Washington state. It's clammy n cool there.
    U can marry a sasquatch too.
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    N work on yourself, maybe there's a decent dude there ur just not ready for him n u don't realize it. Become the best u can be n then things get better. Slightly.
     
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    LOL Radha giving Baka dating advice.
     
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  25. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Lol ok why don't you tell her how to score exotic dancers with Daddy issues that break ur heart n bank account n leave a fucker broken n bitter.

    And it's not dating advice, it's fix yo shit advice. Get into shape, get a good job, cut back on drinking.
    Don't go looking to saddle urself to another person until you feel a bit better about yourself or else u get into a whole nother passle of trouble.
     
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    Post ur pussy then nword
     
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    didn't u get a divorce in like 94?
     
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  29. Baka

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    post your cat
     
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    Post nudes or gtfo
     
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