**OFFICIAL THREAD OF BEARDS**

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  1. Mancomb

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    You're a man RIGHT? Then stop being a faggot and grow a FUCKING BADASS BEARD!!1!
    You basically don't have to do FUCKING ANTHING, just sit back and watch hair grow, LITERALLY, it's perfect for you!
    This thread is for tips, examples of styles and ALL THAT SHIT.

    I'm going to dump here some examples of people that are doing it right, and of course, people that are doing the exact OPPOSITE.

    DOING IT RIGHT:

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    Commies are always good examples, too bad they FAIL on just about everything else.

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    Ok, lets end it there, now, some people that are DOING IT WRONG!!!

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    The last 2 picks seem related somehow...FAIL

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    The ONLY true crime...was that gay moustache.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  2. oddguy

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  3. JohnnyChimpo

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    fuckin neckbeard
     
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    Some indie dev faggot painting his beard pink:

     
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    Fuck off with beard bullshit OP, clean cuts gets the bitches.
     
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    I also prefer shaving everyday. So I don't look like a prehistoric faggot. Also I knew someone I didn't like very much who had a giant beard and somehow, it used to stink hard.
     
  10. Mancomb

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    Jelly faggot can't grow a real beard lolololol
     
  11. SWfan

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    Is that what you call a rape tache?
     
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    You can be a rapist while still being classy.
     
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    I can take lessons from @minty for that.
     
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    You don't have too, because you already have the rape-tache :).
     
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    I like this one
     
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    don't confuse "classy" with "snoopy" in english those are two different words.
     
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    1. I can grow a beard, but it wouldn't look good so I prefer clean cut.
    2. Go back to reddit, faggot, like who the fuck uses the term 'jelly' anymore.
     
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    I can't beard. I end up looking like a patchy retard.
     
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    >implying that's not how you look already.
     
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    Bull shit I grew a beard.