Official religious beliefs thread

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Illuminati, Aug 2, 2018.

  1. Illuminati

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    After a drunk evening chatting in the shoutbox I decided to make this thread.
    What are your religious beliefs, or the beliefs of your family? Post honestly.
     
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    Anglican but I attend Catholic mass at work. But don't take the host, cuz not Catholic.
     
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    Atheist, grew up in a culturally Christian Orthodox house.
     
  5. Illuminati

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    I'm scared dude
    What is he trying to say?
     
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    Grew up non-denominational Christian. Still believe although i break the rules everyday.
     
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    I believe in DEEZ NUTZ
     
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    Born as a Protestant into a family that was heavily involved in the Salvation Army Church. Anti NASA, pro alien
     
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    I said to post honestly bro

    But if that's ur honestly opinion then that's good enough
     
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    My parents were Jehova but I converted to Mormon early on. Later in life I found Scientology and eventually orthodox Judaism today
     
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  11. Illuminati

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    Do you believe in God then?
     
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    What do Jews believe? The old testament?
     
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    Catholic parents, atheist
     
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    Agnostic, open to things like ghosts and fae and witchcraft and animism and reincarnation n shit, but idgaf if people believe in the same things as me and I don't try to convince anyone in or out of anything, other than to leave me the hell alone if they want a debate about the validity of anything (discussion is fine, like just to share and know what other people are about and to get to know them). i dislike dogmas and rules mostly, and people trying to convert anyone to anything annoys me. grew up in a blandly Protestant family on both sides who didn't give nine shits about their faith beyond using the church as an occasional social/activity hub until I decided to give it up as a teen, then they were all concerned n' shit and got varying degrees of into it and still are. or maybe they're just getting in touch with jeebus since they're getting closer to dying, idk, not like I give enough of a shit these days to ask.
     
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    Im open to the belief as soon as im provided with any form of evidence
     
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    Had a childhood friend who was Jewish, and I was Christian. Had a one-time conversation with him about Jesus and the bible.
     
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    My belief was that God is too complex for us to understand His existence.
     
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    Sure
     
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    In other words, I was told the evidence of God is proof through nature.
     
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    Why bother believeing in something you knowingly accept that you will never have any evidence exists
     
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    So you were raised Jehovah's witness? What do they believe?
     
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    It was a joke

    A very very obvious one
     
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    Birthdays are of the devil
     
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    Because we're only human, therefore we cannot understand the complexities of the universe
     
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    I should've seen that coming
     
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    Well if you say you can't understand it then why are you convinced theres some being controlling it while simultaneously not controlling it

    Im not criticising you just asking a genuine question
     
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    Have you considered Heaven's Gate? Their membership is small but those who reached the comet have already found salvation. Plus they make good gelatin snacks.
     
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