*** OFFICIAL POKEMANS THREAD ***

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    THE OFFICIAL POKEMANS THREAD

    Fellow EDF'ers, today we gather here to discuss the game that changed our childhood (or at least mine, I don't know about some of you oldfags): Pokémon. Without any doubt thé game that made the original brickstone gameboy kick major fuckin' ass again, it is still today my most cherrised game of all time.

    I remember elementary school where I used to pwn the shit out of everyone with my level 99 Alakazam, that I totally did not get by means of a Gameshark but fair and honest training.

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    What are your favorite pokémans?
    What was your pokéman-team composed of?
    How did you react sexually to Misty in the anime-series?
     
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    Team types are any kind, as long as I did some good training.
    I don't even like Misty. :I
     
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    Why Kingler?
     
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    Aside from reading creepypasta, I haven't bothered with Pokémon since middle school.
     
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    Still play it to this day. If it is mudkipz, it is effective and my favorite.
     
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    I prefer psychic/ghost/dark type pokémon myself. I always have alakazam ase my lead pokémon, backed up by Gengar and Umbreon. Can't be beaten.
     
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    Kinger hits really fucking hard and can become a real mence to many dragon-types, CrabHammer and Rock Slide.
     
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    Yes, but he has a low HP and very low sp. def, which means any special attack can KO him before he even gets the chance to strike (as his speed is also on the low side).
     
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    That's why I make sure to have a Jolly Kingler, I can at least make hits on certain pokemon.
     
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    But still... I don't like physically strong pokémon, as they lack speed and sp. def/ atk in 90% of the times.. I'd rather have Alakazam, physically very weak, but he can hit like a motherfucker using Psychic with his super-high speed and sp. atk.
     
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    True, but then you have to remember that it will be countered by pokemon that do use sucker punch, I keep that in my party amongst the ranks for surprises.
     
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    Well then I could also use my Gengar that will first put you to sleep with Hypnosis and then use Dreameater
     
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    Since when did this become double battle oriented?
     
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    Reply to this post if youre a Gardefag (one who faps to Gardevoir)

    im no gardefag. gardefags are furniggers
     
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    Well the problem is that an all-rounder pokémon as such does not exist. The key to succes is a good team, if you've got a bad combo of pokémon, you'll lose the battle anyhow
     
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    zekrom is palkia's twin.
     
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    Pokemans died when it came on the Nintendo BS.
     
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    I do currently keep a Jolteon as my staple, holds a zap plate for a STAB ThunderBolt, Shadow Ball for any type weak to the move, Protect to stall earthquakes or any other ground move, and Volt Switch for a quick switch, its faster than most Pokemon I've trained so far. My best team combo is my Magargo and Musharna, the Macargo was trained to have both defensive and sp.defensive status, the musharna is the same but has a stronger sp.attack and its the special one only found on friday with an ability most do not have.
     
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    I myself am a fan of water or bug types, sometimes psychic types as well.
     
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    I have no idea what Magargo and Musharna are, but new pokémons are gay as fuck. I only limit myself to pokémon soul silver/heart gold which has the original ones.
     
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    Oh crap, I meant to say Macargo. [​IMG]
     
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    If you don't have an Ampharos on your team you aren't playing the game correctly.
     
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    I love Ampharos for several reasons. For example, it's phase 1 evolution, Mareep, is an anagram to "Rape me". How cool is that?