Official PokÉDiots thread

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    pokemon eh?
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    pokemon eh?
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    pokemon is for children
     
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    I like Pokemon.

    Can I join your cool club??
     
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    Christians hated Pokemon for promoting evolution...

    Now they hate it for promoting natural selection.
     
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    Lol, lady in my church, when i was a wee one, said it promoted devil worship. The pokemon, she said, were like demons u encased in magic jewels and u summoned them to battle other demons, and u made packs with them and all kinds of other crazy stuff. My mom watched 10 minutes of thge show and said "this doesnt encourage satan worship, just stupidity."

    I forget which one of the lords of hell pikachu was supposed to be...
     
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    this is what happens when you lose a pokemon battle, you know?

    its also for cool people.

    I say yes because we could use more cool people.


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    also @Tykysor get over here; he's a jumpluff ya know?
     
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    I haven't played Pokemon in so long and I'm starting to regret giving it up. :(
    Maybe I'll jump on the Sun and Moon train. I'm mainly looking forward to a Sinnoh revisit.
     
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    Let me in on this!
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    I've been playing Pokémon Snap on my N64. I like throwing apples alot
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    Mephistopheles. The anime is really about Ash selling his soul to Mephistopheles, who has taken the guise of Pikachu. In return, Ash will become the worlds greatest pokemaster.

    It's a retelling of Faust, sort of, except when they translate it and bring it to America they kiddie it down. Thanks, 4kids. Pfft.
     
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    I always knew pikachu was the dark one, although i had him pegged as Asmodeus or Belial.
     
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    Have you heard of a fan made game called Pokemon Uranium ? It features its very own Nuzlocke mode and a GENDER NEUTRAL option for your trainer :D
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    I could post A LOT of Machoke to quash any doubts you may have.
     
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    Did someone say... Pokemon????

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    some autist posted this on kym so im spreading the autism
     
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    so much autism, yet, must resist urge to fap because of said autism.
     
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    I just came here to say the 7th gen is by far the slowest and is filled with disappointing pokemon, and looking at Ash's new look and character in the anime, there's definitely an overall slow theme going on.
     
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    The cut scenes do slow it down a bit, but I'm enjoying the game. It's a fresh update to the standard gameplay, especially after the lack-luster Gen 6.
     
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    anime ash looks like he walked out of some Steven Universe fan art
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    and whats up with those weird ass squiggles on his cheeks???
     
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