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  1. EdgyShitstain

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    Seeing the presence of other Magi here on EDF, I thought it would be a good idea for a place to be formed where we could all discuss our practices.

    I am a demi-god and somewhat of a journeyman in most schools of magic except for summoning and soul-flying which I am practically a master at.

    Discuss, fellow Magi.
     
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  3. EdgyShitstain

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    I have married every species in 50 planes of existence as part of my quest to understand their soul-materials so I may perfect summoning to an even greater degree. So yes, I have had sexual intercourse with many Ducks.
     
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  5. EdgyShitstain

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    I use the offspring in my experiments. My brides always understand my need to practice on the newborn in the name of magic.
     
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    What are your findings on the nature of Sapientia Dei and/or Scientia Dei?
     
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    Are those your offspring in that avatar of yours full of dancing condoms? :p
     
  8. EdgyShitstain

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    The petty struggles against/waged by the Catholic Church and other related organizations do not interest me, to be honest.
     
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    For someone who claims they are a demi-god you seem considerably ignorant of the names for Wisdom, the pre-existing logos/archetypus mundus from which God himself arises from, becomes aware of himself, and thus creates all of existence. I doubt the verisimilitude of your claims in the OP you niggerfaggot.
     
  10. EdgyShitstain

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    Why should I be bothered by the complete mess that is the theory of God and all that other pointless theoretical bullshit? I am only interested in the study of the structure of species so that I may catalogue their properties. With this information I may increase my knowledge in the field of telepathy.
     
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    The alchemists following the tradition in the example of Isaac Newton have a term for people like you: puffers. Nothing you have said has convinced me you are nothing more than a delusional wiccan trying to look like a badass on an internet forum.
     
  12. EdgyShitstain

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    You're the only one trying to look badass as shown when you attempted to challenge me to a contest of Edginess. And by the way Isaac Newton is an insignificant blot in the insignificant history of "Physics" and "Theology".
     
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    shut the fuck up kibou
     
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    Unintelligent people make unintelligent responses. At least give me a long wall of text I can laugh at.
     
  16. uberfukken

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    trying too hard
     
  17. EdgyShitstain

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    Seems your brain is trying too little; Maybe you should attend some basic communication classes. You can make more of those immigrant friends you like so much.
     
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    "The lips of wisdom are closed except to the ears of the understanding" for "why give lettuce to asses when thistles will suffice them?"
     
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    you're a bitchfaggot. dont forget that.
     
  20. EdgyShitstain

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    Sounds like you're the type that can only repeat what other people have said. The truly intelligent uses its own material.
     
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  22. uberfukken

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    you got my dox? post em or suck my cock, stalker.
     
  23. EdgyShitstain

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    Let's get back on topic;
    What Magic do you practice?
     
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    you got nothing bitch. dont ever refer to my personal life again.
     
  25. EdgyShitstain

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    And what place do you hold to command that authority over me? I may talk about the affair I had with your parents as much as I want.
     
  26. uberfukken

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    you are pretending to know me.

    im pointing out that you dont know shit about me.

    fake bitch. suck my cock.
     
  27. EdgyShitstain

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    Ssh, it's alright child. They won't hurt you anymore.
     
  28. Solution

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    I believe you OP.
    How are you at disappearing?
     
  29. EdgyShitstain

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    Is that supposed to be a joke because that's not funny
     
  30. Solution

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    ¿What Joke?