Official ED "Let's imitate Snorlax Rae" Thread

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    OH HO HO. I"M Snorlax RAE. I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND I CAN'T GET A JOB. I'M SAD MY GIRL RAN OFF WITH AN ABBO, SO IM GOING TO MODERATE THIS FORUM AND USE IT TO PLEASE MY PROSTATE.
     
  2. Helix

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    I disagree because [TL;DR rant filled with political bullshit]
     
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    I AM A SHITTY POSTER WITH ANGRY, ILL THOUGHT OUT OPINIONS. DO NOT ENGAGE ME IN ARGUMENT OR I WILL TAKE MY BALL AND GO HOME.

    *Rock: Too direct? Ok*

    I make tl;dr political statements that sound officious but nonetheless run on and on with bullshit. That does not stop people from responding to me.

    There’s only one small problem with my argument:
    I don’t know what the fuck I'm talking about.
    Where am I getting my intel, and how is it getting funneled back to my grandmum's Imac in Australia?

    Also. Am I a racist? Yeah maybe, but I call it like I ignorantly perceive it.
     
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    It's Abo, not Abbo.

    Also, girls don't run off with them. They get dragged off by their hair and raeped; then they get fed to Koalas in ritual ceremonies.

    Other than that, congratulations on starting what promises to be an amusing thread.
     
  5. Helix

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    This one will probably fizzle out in a few posts unless Snorlax starts arguing with people.
     
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    I'm only mod because I suck zagiers dick the way he likes it.and then he makes me princess of the castle.
     
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    Chances of this starting a shitfight?
    about 52%
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    Snorlax RAE FORUM BOT.
    *Something to do with the various weaknesses of America*
    *Fuck off S4 you are a faggot*
    *You are not funny $$Trooper please stop trying*
    *Something about Hitler/ other National Socialist party member*
    *Something about how shitty Socialism is*
    *Shitpost*

    But really, my posts ain't all that better.
     
  9. Baya Rae 4900

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    Bitches don't know about my superior intellect. :|
     
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  10. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I think its pretty clear no one thinks you are particularly smart, but rather rely on rhetoric and regurgitated liberalism.
     
  11. Baya Rae 4900

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    That's why I wrote "bitches don't know."
     
  12. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Well its because you are kinda dim. And a mac user.
     
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    Where do you get your information, exactly?
     
  14. PerpetuallyAroused

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    accurate sources. How old are you Snorlax? If you're like 13 your naivete is understandable, but any older and its disgraceful.
     
  15. PerpetuallyAroused

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    lol I love how Snorlax knows this is a trap, but he's so dumb he can't resist it anyway.
     
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    Actually, I quite like Snorlax and think PerpA is a loud mouth fag.

    So allow me to imitate PerpA instead:

    "lol this shit is so shit, you think you are hot shit but i guess you don't know it's not 1990. haha it's perfectly clear that my threads are just filler until flu makes something quality. im troll lite you are a fag. mean and edgy!!"
     
  17. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Stay on topic Flu, don't make me report you.
     
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    Whatever. I reported you like two hours ago. At this point, I'm just waiting for the ban poison to work; you'll know when your heart suddenly explodes and you drop dead against the keyboard. I should remind you, *This is not a joking matter!* -- this thread was created with the intention to harass and demean another user and undermine the PG-13 rating of this website. In making this thread you have violated EDF's TOS. May ChristianWarrior94 have mercy on your soul.
     
  19. jack

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    You're both so full of shit your eyes have turned brown.Its awesome.
     
  20. PerpetuallyAroused

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    ^lol ur gay.
     
  21. PerpetuallyAroused

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    reported.
     
  22. jack

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    SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER THEN FLOSS YOUR TEETH WITH MY ASSHOLE HAIR.
     
  23. Ahseyo

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    Shit's real. Mad real.
     
  24. PerpetuallyAroused

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    wow, that Snorlax rae imitation was SPOT ON
     
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    I have a feeling you're all just butthurt.
     
  26. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Snorlax Rae is legitimately upset about this thread.
     
  27. Moscow

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    (in bad aussie accent)" I'm Snorlax rae and I'm a self important cunt who enjoys being the king retard around here. * insert pseudo intellectual rant and fucked up politics here*"
     
  28. Conan Edogawa

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    I think we should give the prize to this guy for sure.

    Fucking nailed it.
     
  29. oddguy

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    imitating Snorlax is easy.
    all you need to do is copy/paste a long boring article about socialism then pretend it's your own opinion.
     
  30. oddguy

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    although i myself despise Snorlax with the vary core of my being.
    i agree with the statement about P.A regardless.