Official Console War thread

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  1. Chainsaw surgeon

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    No forum with a gaming section is complete without a shitty console war.

    Let me start:
    XBOX 360 SUX BECUZ IT DOESN'T HEV GOOD GRAPHICS LIKE UNSHARTED OR KIKEZONE FOR PEE ESS TREE!!!!11!!

    AND WII IS FUKKING SHEETEE BECUZ MARIO IS GAY!

    PC IS ONLY FOR GAY FAT GUYS THAT LIKE PIRATING GAEMS!
     
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    no you fagt

    mario is good and has col games,.

    while ps3 and xbox369 is full of shitty first person shooters
     
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    DANTE'S INFERNO IS NOT A FPS
    UNSHARTED IS NOT A FPS
    GEARS OF WAR IS A TPS OLOLOLOL
     
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    dante's inferno is a stupid copy of god of war, another shitty game
    uncharted is gay
    gears of war is gay
     
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    so is everything nintendo makes
    and all of the good games on the wii are being ported to other consoles like No More Heroes
    ownt betch
     
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    no, mario galaxy is cool

    how many games that are not mario do you go in SPACE to collect starts11/11//11/!??!?!!?
     
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    Dante's inferno is a terrible game.
     
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    wow nice try chaging poasts
    sheety nintendo feg

    i need someone else to console war with.
     
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    dont you walk away from me young man.
     
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    Where's your bad grammar and fandom? You aren't participating well.
     
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    He's stating a fact.
    lol
     
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    no Phook Yhue.
     
  15. Jegan Meister

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    Wiiaboo here. Although, I do acknowledge the importance and coolness of a PS3, yes~. ...As a matter of fact, I don't think I've touched the Wii a lot since I got it.

    Still won't shell out for an XBawks. I've seen the online player base firsthand. Fuck that.
     
  16. TheForRealDeal

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    I don't give a shit which company produces what I'm playing on as long as I'm having fun

    That said (for this generation) I only own a PS3 because Metal Gear
     
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    Not even KOF XII can save PS3
     
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    I play the gamecube motherfuckers
     
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    Fuck yea F Zero, Def Jam FFNY, Smash bros
     
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    uhm no. I only play fire emblem: path of radiance. It is a strategy game and is meant only for smart people like me
     
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    No FF:Crystal Chronicles?
     
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    F-Zero, fuck yeah.

    WHERE IS OUR F-ZERO WII NINTENDO? WITH ONLINE CAPABILITIES?

    See, this is why the PS3 is stealing my innocence. Nintendo can't get its shit together. So I have to settle for WipEout Fury.
     
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    XIII
    XII doesn't exist
     
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    in XIII SNK cheated by tracing 3D models

    but hey, Ash saga woot
     
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    I could not give a shit
    All I asked for was Buster Wolf and King, and I got them
     
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    Lol, consoles.

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    HE JUST SAYS BUSTER WOLF. HE DOESNT SAY "ARE YOU OK". I MAD



    Also, he looks 'roided
     
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    Yes, say hello to the master race
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    The gamecube and wii are without a doubt the best recent consoles. The Gamecube is awesome because of its games and there is Phantasy Star Online Episodes 1 and 2. the wii si great because of Monster Hunters Tri (srs bsness) and most of the Legend of Zelda (link x ganon bara ftw) games are downloadable or playable on the Wii.