Official 1st of tha Month thread

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  1. AbeWallard

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    Every beginning of a month, this thread will summarize the past month's events and predict the next. Should only be bumped monthly.

    WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

     
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    11:35 here
     
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    Still the 31st for me.

    I predict same shit, different year.
     
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    Same here
     
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    man who cares about 2019

    REAL big year is 2020. start of the 2020s and the year I turn 21 baby :gaben:
     
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    How many truck stop hookers am I going to beat this year? Won't know until I get my CDL soon.
     
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    Beat as in beat off right? Never know what you're getting nowadays
     
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    Beat up because what they're doing is illegal and need to brought back to their senses. Otherwise, I wouldn't give a fuck what they do if it's legal.
     
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    Pretty tame way to start the year. At least @Mikemikev deservingly won FOTY despite Russian interference, and fucked off.

    IRL Trump shut down the government like the Jew that he is for 3 and a half weeks.

    For February I predict Rams beating the Pats (thus preventing a chimpout in ATL), a Nick Cruz-wannabe school shooter on Valentines, and half of you dying of diabetes complications (@The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900)
     
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    (School?) shooter of the month? will 2019 live up to what crazy stories came up in 2018?
     
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    Oh yeah, Mean Gene Okerlund died on the 2nd :(

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    This month will be boring again :(
     
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    2 weeks, tick tock
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    I'm sure I'll find somebody I hope. Everybody wants a virgin these days ;)
     
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    Only things notable during February was Trump trying to make the wall an emergency only to be told to fuck off. Also, Cohen snitches on him in court, so now both the GOP and alt-right want him dead.
     
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    Happy March 32, fags!

    Muller apparently exonerates Trump, and King Kong Bundy is dead. Oh, and some rapper got shot.
     
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    And predictably the white-left disputes this.
     
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    What's pathetic is how for the past two years, you leftists have been constantly circlejerking over "muh Mueller investigashun!!!", and now that the whole thing is over, the most you can do is either deny you ever had an investigation in the first place, or accuse Mueller of being a Russian troll himself.

    It's hilarious watching NPC "news" sources like CNN and MSNBC have meltdowns. It's kind of like when Harvey Weinstein was outed as a rapist, and Hollyweird went full retard trying to do damage control.
     
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    Some of you guys are alright. Dont go to school 4/20
     
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    Happy Birthday to the Illuminati

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    On this April, some /pol/fag thought he could surpass Eric & Dylan, but instead got tackled by a Mexican; a new strain of fungus is killing off the elderly faster than Typhoid Mary ever could; Trump sold half of Syria; Some GOP old fuck died 30 years too late; and apparently the Sonic movie trailer was so bad half of DeviantArt renounced furfaggotry (or so they claimed.)

    For this May, there will be predictably more shootouts, more celebrity B.S., more Trumptards trying to mow down Jews only to get stymied by minorities, more threads of @Groyper Supreme being totally not mad at his opponents, and Liverpool winning the Champions League, turning half of England into eastern Ireland.

    P.S. @Synecdoche is my absence causing you to be such a massive faggot as of late?
     
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    Yes, just a little bit. But I realized that all the faggotry in the world cant bring back a good friend. Only good vibes and fun times will.
     
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    Everyone has been busy this month as irl stuff is probably keeping everyone away from the forums more than usual so this month is turning out to be uneventful. You guys better be getting something awesome for your moms on Mothers Day today
     
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    Uhhmm its the 12th or 13th for those Aussie fucks. Like can't anyone get it right anymore?
     
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    @AbeWallard ive waiting to hear back from you for 2 months my hitmonbro, I've needed a strong punch in the balls for a while man :(
     
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    Another 1st is coming up.WHERE IS THAT FAGGOT?I want my NEWS AND I WANT THEM NAO:noes::hitler2: