Official 1st of tha Month thread

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  1. AbeWallard

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    Every beginning of a month, this thread will summarize the past month's events and predict the next. Should only be bumped monthly.

    WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

     
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  2. Illuminati

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    11:35 here
     
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    Still the 31st for me.

    I predict same shit, different year.
     
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    Same here
     
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    man who cares about 2019

    REAL big year is 2020. start of the 2020s and the year I turn 21 baby :gaben:
     
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    How many truck stop hookers am I going to beat this year? Won't know until I get my CDL soon.
     
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    Beat as in beat off right? Never know what you're getting nowadays
     
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    Beat up because what they're doing is illegal and need to brought back to their senses. Otherwise, I wouldn't give a fuck what they do if it's legal.
     
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    Pretty tame way to start the year. At least @Mikemikev deservingly won FOTY despite Russian interference, and fucked off.

    IRL Trump shut down the government like the Jew that he is for 3 and a half weeks.

    For February I predict Rams beating the Pats (thus preventing a chimpout in ATL), a Nick Cruz-wannabe school shooter on Valentines, and half of you dying of diabetes complications (@The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900)
     
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    (School?) shooter of the month? will 2019 live up to what crazy stories came up in 2018?
     
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    Oh yeah, Mean Gene Okerlund died on the 2nd :(

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    This month will be boring again :(
     
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    get a sweetheart pronto
    2 weeks, tick tock
    2 weeks until you get to do unspeakable things to your sweeheart
     
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