***Offical Thread Of DUI***

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Likeicare, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. Likeicare

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    Post your most memorable drink/drug driving experiences, lol my most recent was yesterday afternoon while talking to @Spit Tank , I was driving up the street to buy moar JD and theres just happens to be a police station on my street, that was pretty funny
     
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    I did a hit an run on a cops boat drunk once. I knocked the front end of it off the trailer. Never got caught. It was sitting out in front of his house. I avoided that road for like a decade.
     
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    Drove home one night, remember thinking "wow I'm so pissed i can barely see past the bonnet". Had to squint my eyes to see. It was fucking brutal. Lucky it was late and there were no other cars on the road.

    I learned my lesson, though. Bought a car with a much longer bonnet.
     
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    Alcohol poisons the mind, body and soul. It opens avenues of hatred, immorality and vice to your heart.
     
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    you make it sound like it's a bad thing.
     
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    K so now what's your excuse?
     
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    Also theres some things even the wizardry of beer goggles can't fix.
     
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    here's this excerpt from a fictional novel:

    Here's a story from few years ago, one night after getting kicked out of a bar for flooding the toilet and zoning out. I decided to take my leave, but not before being smuggled back into the bar to drink tapwater from toilet as I was thirsty. Three friends joined, all too intoxicated to drive, so we let some random kid whom nobody knew to drive. He made very sharp and furious turns and I tried to evacuate myself by jumping out of the car, however the doors were locked.

    After persuading anyone else to drive, I took the wheels. We were going 30km/h along an empty freeway, occasionally stopping for necessary barf barrage extrusion, but soon discovered the conveniency of plastic bags and the ease of throwing them out the windows. We were heading to some uni to deliver a douchy "break up" poem a friend wanted to present to his ex, he adamantly wanted to use the school's speakers to announce it. Sounded like a great and romantic idea.

    We slept in the car and someone forgot the headlights on. The battery was dead and we requested for something to charge it with from Estonian construction workers. We tried communicating with a couple of languages, but didn't undestand each others and resorted to playing pantomimes for a while until their boss told us to gtfo. So very early in the morning we pushed the car uphill and perfectly crashed into a small traffic sign, all was peachy as the battery had charge again and the sign made for a nice decoration back home.

    Finally we had found the place, but the Romeo who wanted his important message heard got kicked out by the janitor immediately, as he set his foot inside the building. Taking turns entering the building separately one after another, everyone got told to never show their face there. I had the urge to argue, but I could not come up with a counter-argument to "private property, fuck off" as I barely knew where we were. The tallest and brightest dude among us took a toy megaphone out of the car to make the janitor aware he's an overweight homo who was never cut out to be a cop.

    Eventually real cops showed up and the Romantic had found a way to dash into the booth in the middle of the ruckus.
    He delivered a silent rant, which was spiced up by loud belches. Until finally he started to raise his voice to make his furious nonsensical rant be heard as sounds of struggle were heard in the background.

    Conclusion, during that day there were no classes, we all got locked up until next morning and overnight everything left in the car were stolen, except the traffic sign of course.
     
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    I have 30 dormant socks in sleeper-cell mode waiting for the call to give The Member Formerly Known As Baya another 140,000 autism ratings.
     
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