Oddguy's foreskin

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    So EDFer's i propose a fundraiser i need the funds to purchase one of these.
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    and a return ticket to Israel and Taxi fare to Oddguy's place of residence or workplace,
    i intend to use the photographed implement to cut off and eat @oddguy 's penis.
    This will benefit many people, for example, oddguy won't need to pull back his foreskin to clean off the delicious smegma in the shower, another is, it will cause an adult jew male intense pain, and will prevent him from masturbating for over a month if he tries before then, it will just take longer to heal and probably bleed again.

    I intend to eat his foreskin, and when i say that, i mean every LAST BIT, i will chew it up while he watches and SWALLOW IT TOO!!!!
    the resulting pulp will be regurgitated and bottled to sell to Aliens as a powerful aphrodisiac to help their limp dicks get hard again, because they spend allot of time asleep in a block of ice drifting inside a rocket with no engines that is launched from their moon on a giant crossbow that shoots them out to the stars.

    Please donate to circumcise oggduy this is a very serious thing, if we do not cut off his pee pee he will be able to feel the maximum sensation in his penile nerve clusters.

    Donate more if you want @Flu to go with me.
     
  2. Patroclus Rex

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    He's a circumcised Jew already retard.
     
  3. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Sir why do you have to dash my dreams of causing penile harm to @oddguy and consuming a part of his genitalia?
    Is that so much to fucking ask?
     
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  5. oddguy

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    You are a bit late buddy.
    Also,stop being a retard.
     
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    Stupid. People always ask if I am Jewish when they find out that I'm uncircumcised. What do they think the mohel does?
     
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    Don't hospitals in the U.S. also circumcise boys anyway? Sorry to say OP, your best bet is to hope that the mohel decided to pickle oddguy's foreskin like a trophy, and to get in touch with him.
     
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    If you ask them to. I'm American, hospital born, and complete with a foreskin.
     
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    Unless it's against their religion, yes.
     
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    Why is there a thread about my dick anyway ?
     
  11. Solution

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    The price of fame and associating with faggots like OP.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Or buy Oddguy a foreskin regenerator so he can stretch what is left into a new foreskin,
    then i swoop in and take it from him.
    like an Eagle depriving a rabbit of it's skin.
     
  13. The_Magic_Finger

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    Why would you waste money like that?

    1) Print Oddguy's face
    2) wear it
    3) do it fggt.
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    For the lulz what else?

    I forgot to say don't you know anything? they allways get to keep the tip!
     
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    Why would any of us be stupid enough to give you money?
     
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  17. ExplosiveDiareah

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    Op got some fucked up issues about his love to the jew....im bored already men
     
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  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Tell me about it :'(