oddguy poetry.

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  1. oddguy

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    in this thread i will tell you my opinion of you via haiku,limerick or short rap.
    your choice.

    EDIT:

    Some of you seem to be blind to the word "or".
    just to make it clear,"all three" is not an option.
     
  2. Moscow

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    all three plz
     
  3. LoverBoy1997

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    Limerick.
     
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    I like haikus.
     
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  6. oddguy

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    ok.

    haiku.
    i don't know you dude.
    Vladimir Putin is gay.
    and you are as well.

    limerick.
    in your pictures you look like a pig.
    so i wrote this limerick,you nig.
    go back to russia.
    fuck you sister Natasha.
    and brake the icicles off of your dick.

    short rap.
    you cant choose all three,you greedy shit.
    but luckily oddguy is too legit to quit.
    so i wrote you this rap just to kick some truth.
    your ass i so fat that it's bullet proof.
    you should quit EDF,all you post is dumb.
    even my rhymes aren't as fat as you're fucking mom.
     
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    LoverBoy is eh pretty cool guy.
    he likes rainbow-dash and pinkie-pie.
    his fav is apple-jack.
    but that shit is whack.
    best pony is still flutter-shy.
     
  8. oddguy

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    beel you are a weeb.
    also you like kanaya.
    don't jerk off to her.
     
  9. oddguy

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    this thread has rules and regulations.
     
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    Fucking jew.

    Fine.

    Limerick thanks.
     
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    This a rock ballad for scumhook
    Who should really stop reading all those comic books
    Just embrace the fact that your a brony
    And start watching all the ponies
    I swear, the show is better then fucking your sister
    Now I gotta pull out, before I get a dick blister.
     
  12. oddguy

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    scumhook's a wonderful gent.
    who has a dick like an ant.
    it's tiny and black.
    no balls in his sack.
    but his foreskin looks like a tent.

    happy ?
     
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    I love it.
    Good one.
     
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    glad you liked it.
    i am a master poet.
     
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    Could I have a rap too if that's not too much?
     
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    raps i got a dime a dozen,or a dozen a dime.
    i'm quick to spit and i'm down to rhyme.
    and since you have asked politely.
    i can write you new raps all night,G.
    and as far as a can tell your a giant fag.
    you were make up and you dress in drag.
    but i got more work so ill finish quick.
    if you met Andrew Hussie you would suck his dick.
     
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    Do you think your opinion is important or something?
     
  18. oddguy

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    at the vary least it's entertaining.
     
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    No it's annoying.
     
  20. oddguy

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    that's a matter of opinion.
     
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    Oddguy's a fag
    Oddguy's a fag
    suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
    Oddguy's a fag
     
  23. madh8r

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    this is the best thread you ever posted
     
  24. oddguy

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    you are an old whore.
    who aborted ten babies.
    but i still like you.:D
     
  25. oddguy

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    there once was a man named "rock".
    who liked to suck big nigger cock.
    but when he's in town.
    with no niggers around.
    he stays home and faps in a sock.
     
  26. oddguy

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    S4 isn't here for a while,i'm filling in for her.
    posting all this quality.
     
  27. madh8r

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    S4 is not a girl.
     
  28. oddguy

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    meh... his/her attention whoring is off the charts.
    it's easier to just assume it's a girl.
     
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    Perhaps. You have yet to limmerick me
     
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    there once was a man named "madh8r".
    who smoked like an asteroid crater.
    he rhymed like a pro.
    and got all the hoes.
    but fuck you,my rhymes are still grater.