oddguy is in love with me

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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    He always refers to me as a "little girl" and brings up my supposed ethnicity everytime we have a discussion. He calls me "slanty eyed whore" like that's supposed to be sexytalk or something.

    I have a restraining order ready and waiting.
     
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    "Well, you are making the right choice if you are preparing a restraining order. But be advised to stop harassing him in the process, it will make matters worse for you and make you seem quite hypoctitical."
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    my breath stinks
     
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    your not the real hershel !
    he would NEVER have misspeled "hypocritical".
     
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    well,you are as close as it gets,sir.
     
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    *laughs*" Oh, I am but a humble gentleman is all, but I do appreciate such compliments here and there."
     
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    Hey Hershel, why don't you make your own account and get your lazy ass off of mine?
     
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    dear hershel,we do require your assistance.
    S4 has been repeatedly harassing me,both sexually and non sexually,and it has become quite a bother.
    she continues to make advances at me,and implies that i am harboring romantic feeling towards her. (something that is not true in the least.)
    it seems she is projecting her own emotions onto me.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    how?
     
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    one more mystery for hershel to solve.
     
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    Can somebody explain to me who "Hershel" is?
     
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    It's Professor Layton. Hershel is is first name.

    "Oh thank you for clearing that up for me."
     
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    so,dear professor,could you help us with the problem of S4 trying to get me to jerk off to furry porn ? (i apologize for the rude language.)
     
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    I thought you thought I was a girl :I
     
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    "It is quite alright I do understand. We would really have to get to the bottom of this. I must find the root of the problem. Why would she possibly want you to pleasure yourself to her preferred pornography in the first place?"