Occupy Manassas.

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by oddguy, Oct 26, 2012.

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Will you join me?

  1. Gay.

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  2. Not funny.

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  3. What is this? Some kind of pun?

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  4. Kill yourself.

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  5. lol "Manassas".

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  6. I will join you oddguy.

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  7. Did this really need a poll?

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  8. nudz plz oddguy.

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  1. oddguy

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    With the failure of the Occupy Wall Street movement I have been wondering what will be our next step.

    I think I found it.

    I found the secret hideout of the who's who of the financial world!

    We will occupy Manassas drive in Austin Texas!

    MANASSAS.

    Soon we will all gather and enter deep into Manassas. It is a dark and smelly place where many dirty deeds are done. We will ruthlessly penetrate Manassas, which will be forcefully split in half (due to our picket lines).

    Major company CEO's spend much of their time inside Manassas. For example: Donald Trump has been spotted multiple times inside Manassas. So has Mark Zuckerberg and others.

    But first we will need to do some reconnaissance. @Sugar Bombs and @FlamingTofuSquare - Since you both live in Texas, I need you to get some intel for us. Go and look at Manassas. Look at Manassas in clubs, look at Manassas in bars, look at Manassas at the beach and look for weaknesses help make Manassas exposed. It is a dangerous task, but do not get too excited as you study Manassas and enjoy it.

    @Edgeworth and @hipcrime I am sure I can rely on you to help me with logistics and join me as we explore Manassas.

    The rest of you: Bring flashlights, umbrellas and whatever else you can fit into Manasses. Also, don't forget something to cover up with. It is often wet and slippery inside Manasses, and I wouldn't want you to catch some kind of disease.
     
  2. Zozmal

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    :noes: Goddammit oddguy.
     
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    Do we have to wear hipster glasses and not to bathe daily for this one?
     
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    I have penetrated the stronghold of Manassas Drive many times.
     
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    having been in Manasses many many times, i advise that we inform them of our impeding arrival, so that they can prepare for our entry. also, it is advisable to wash thoroughly when leaving Manasses, or carry the odor of Manasses home with you, where your wife, girlfriend, husband, or gay lover will question the odor, and why they were not invited.

    also worthy of a visit is Manlove, California. i have experienced Manlove firsthand, and recommend it highly. like Manasses, Manlove is quite messy without preparation, so bring protective gear and a towel.
     
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    You do realize that isn't really a compliment, right?
    You just implied she has not just one manly ass, but several.
     
  10. Edgeworth

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    how hard is it to bring a few tents and signs and camp out on the street yelling memes at anyone who passes.
     
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    It looks like someone doesn't want to get their manassas occupied.
     
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    You may have better luck in Virginia, where you can stay at the Super 8 Manasses in Manassas, I've heard it's pretty roomy there, and the carpet always smells fresh. Can take any excess supplies or small migrant children, "enlisted for the cause" and pack them in at the Manassas Self Storage Plus. Sometimes it can be a little dirty in there, depending on who was renting it last and what they were stuffing inside.

    If it's getting a little chilly in there, you can call the Manassas Plumbing and Heating company to get things nice and toasty for you, or just check the pipes to make sure nothing is blocked up. Or maybe feeling a little soft around the edges?

    As far as food goes, I hear they also process their own corn in Manassas into a variety of snack items, then again, if you're feeling like getting into something a bit more sloppy, there is also the BBQ.
     
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    IDK, pretty hard. Police gonna try and stop you due to you impeding traffic and shit.
     
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    The last thing you want to do is constipate traffic, you know?