Obligatory "Shit You Hate" Thread.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    If you need this to be explained to you, please find a slab of concrete to bang your head on until you black out.

    1). The jews.
    2). Cars with "Baby on Board" placards.
    3). Kids with pussy names like Carson, Todd, or Kyle.

    4). Waking up in the morning and having eye boogers.
    5). Having to worry about IRL conversations not being "racist" or "politically correct".


    6). The way it smells outside after it rains.
    7). Fat people in electric carts.
    8). Church billboards with their cutesy, gay-ass slogans like "The only way to salvation is on your knees" or "Let Jesus fuck your mouth".
    9). The neighbors ugly ass sunflowers.
    10). The jews.

    Post what you hate, stupid.
     
  2. Lucky

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    People who don't speak clearly when you're on the phone with them. Can't read lips through the line jackass.
    A bird pooping on your car right after you wash it.
    People who force shit on you for no reason (religion, no religion, weed, ect.)
    Southern summers.
    Itchy butthole when you're taking a dump.
    People who drive slower than shit and only speed up when they get to a point where the speed limit actually slows down.
    Everyone.
     
  3. Web v1.0

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    Wasn't Carl Sagan jewish?
     
  4. Lucky

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  5. Atomic_Joe

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    This reminded me.

    Fucktards with the attention span of a jack russel fucking terrier.
     
  6. Lucky

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    Hey, those dogs are awesome.
     
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    Chinese food take-out order women that have no grasp of the English language.

    The French.

    Sexually transmitted diseases.



    People that think bacon is bad for you.
     
  8. Lucky

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    You forgot to mention you hate it when I eat chilli.
     
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    I hate it when Lucky eats a fuckin' Taco Bell burrito and shits up my toilet so bad it burns my eyes.
     
  10. Lucky

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    Shrimp taco nig.
     
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    I both hate and like dramatic women. It's so lulzy when I get them drunk, have them give me head, and bukkake.
    Pro Tip: Leave them in a public place when they wake up in the morning.
     
  12. Lucky

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    Also, assholes who take up three fucking parking spaces.
    Fat people who park in the cripple spot. YOU AREN'T FUCKING DISABLED YOU'RE JUST A FATASS. GO THROW UP.
     
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    I hate people from Texas. Texas is like the equivalent of owning a Hummer. We get it, you have a tiny dick.
     
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    the jews.

    faggots that say "guns are bad"

    pascifists.

    people who give you dirty looks when youre smoking a cigarette.

    people who let thier fucking kids cry and throw shitfits in public places.

    old people who drive like shit.

    asians who drive like shit.

    tyler perry movies.

    faggots who quote movies to be funny over and over again.

    when youre taking a shit and you go to wipe your ass, and thiers no TP, so you have to get it from under the sink.

    when someone calls you while youre fapping/having sex.

    people who think they know shit about guns, when they really dont know shit other than what they saw in call of duty.

    mustard.
     
  15. Lucky

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    Diet sodas.
    Sugar substitutes.
    Niggers.
    Vinegar.
    Chik-fil-a.
    People who don't know how to give directions.
     
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    I hate Costco. Been in there once, and I am never going back in there again.

    A fat mother and child were in there; the kid was pushing the cart and constantly hitting me in the back of my ankles, so I did what any responsible adult would do: I kicked the cart, which drove the push bar into the kid's fat face, knocked out some teeth, and walked off.

    Moral of the story: Don't fucking hit my bad ankle.
     
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    Kids that were born in the 90's talking about cartoons from the 80's.

    Hipsters.

    Cats.



    Mini-vans.

    Old people driving.



    People that stand in front of something I want. I want that fucking Chex Mix, you son of a bitch, MOVE.
     
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    I fucking HATE Costco. The one time I went in there, it was like walking into a cattle yard.
     
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    hipsters.

    anime weebs that run around in naruto headbands.

    picking up dog shit.

    kids who love the 80's. FUCK the 80's. you werent even alive then
     
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    I.E: Everyone under the fucking sun.
     
  21. Lucky

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    Wal-mart. Or maybe just my Walmart. It's the most god-awful place ever. First of all there's the parking lot. Whoever designed this piece of shit needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot. The entire complex is in a hole. All of the entrances and exits are little roads of their own. It's like a fucking maze to drive around in. There's this random ass store on one end of the parking lot. Every inbred hick goes to this one fucking store. it's basically a kiosk with gas pumps, so every goddamn redneck in their giant ass truck parks and picks up cigs. It's this massive cluster fuck of retardation. Now they're building an Olive Garden in the parking lot, so odds are it's going to be infested with drunk hillbillies.
     
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    Golden Pantry convenient stores. There are the shadiest, nastiest gas station stores on the planet. There's always some dude trying to bum cigarettes outside of them, the bathrooms looks like fecal abortions, and I think they sell crystal meth out of the freezer.
     
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    Guess I'll give this a shot...

    1)Fast food restaurants that don't know the difference between two different meals(i.e. at Wendy's, I wanted a Double Stack combo(it's not on the menu, but you can get it) and they took it as I wanted a 1/2 lb Double combo. I've gotten it, before, why can't you get it right, now!?)

    2)Religious people who try to force things down your throat(or convert you). If I want to be part of a religion, I'll do it, myself.

    3)Slow Drivers and other Fucktards:
    a)Old People, Soccor Moms, and other generally slow people- I don't care if you don't know where you're going or you're trying to calm her kids down; there are shoulders, on the road, for a reason- speed up or pull over.
    b)Drivers using mobile phones- I don't care if you're talking on the cell phone, but PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION, to the road and speed up! If you don't have the skill to talk to somebody and paying attention to the road, then you don't need to talk on the phone or drive. While on the subject... STOP TEXTING WHILE DRIVING! You're even worse than those who talk on their phones; you're putting 90% towards texting and 10% towards driving, which isn't a very good thing. Whatever, enjoy your death wish.
    c)Drivers who put makeup on- if you're running late and have to put makeup on your face, how about actually using or purchasing an alarm clock so you can wake up early enough to do all of your shit before leaving the house and still get to work or and appointment on time.
    d)Tailgaters and Speed Demons- I generally don't care how fast you go as long you're able to maneuver your car the right way(smoothly and safely), but if I'm going on or over the speed limit and you think it's smart to come up on my ass, like it's NASCAR, you got another thing coming. If we were on a closed circuit(racing) and you want to draft me, I'm okay with it, but when we're on the road, you better back the fuck up or the next thing you'll see is my backseat, in your face... so slow down. The general safe distance from the car, in front of you, is two-three seconds.
    e)People who don't stop at stop signs, correctly- it's not a yield sign; slow down to 0 mph, wait a second or two(not more than five seconds) and go off.

    4)People who think they're smarter than you, when, in reality, they're not.

    5)Ignorant people, in general as well as Americans who don't know shit about another country or the history of their own country.

    6)Obese people; put down the fork. Your inherity(if you did inherit obesity) isn't causing your problem; YOU are causing your own problem. It may be more difficult for you to lose weight, but it works.
     
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    Re makes of great cartoons, ex: garfield and gi joe
    ponies
    mexicans
    Poor people
    my job
    Niggers
    jersey shore
    smelly vagina's
    rapppers
    Bums
    crack heads
    canadians
    Missouri
    fast food cashiers
    Any one employed by labor and industries
    halo fags
    Everyone under the age of 22
    hippies
    slivers under your nails
    Reality tv
     
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    Glad I dodged that bullet a month ago.
     
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    BAD

    FUCKING


    DRIVERS
     
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    Tryhards

    People who talk about music artists

    People who are loud

    People who are obnoxious

    Fags

    Hipsters

    Scenefags

    Ignorance

    Moralfags

    Niggers

    Jews
     
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    Asians
    People who try to be different and get mad when people call them attention whoring faggots
    People who look at my dick when I take a piss
    Loud music (double points if its rap, dubstep, or pop)
    Women who think I care about what they say
    Fat people who smell
    People with bad breath
    Waiter/waitress who give me attitude
    When people ask for a tip
    People who drive really loud fucking cars and try to show off
    People who have pride in being gay
    People who have pride in anything
    Books
    College
    People who can't seem to shit inside the toilet
    People who shit in sinks
    People who make glory holes and actually use them
    Little kids
    Kids
    Teenagers
    Fucktard adults
    British people
    Sandniggers
     
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