I've been lurking on ED for awhile, snickering and browsing articles on my phone while I should be working. By linking my less retarded co-workers to amusing articles, I have been slowly indoctrinating them with the douchey, spiteful attitude that permeates this community. By doing so, I hope to troll my more retarded co-workers that resent my slacking into Ragequitting. Since I'm more or less being paid to browse ED, I'll likely be giving back to the EDJews in the form of purchasing a VIP account of some sort evetually. I have no idea what they net me, but I've played an MMO, so I know my general worth is measured solely by some abstract level. So yeah. Greetings and such.