O, Hai.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by TheScaryDoor, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. TheScaryDoor

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    Ediot

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    I've been lurking on ED for awhile, snickering and browsing articles on my phone while I should be working. By linking my less retarded co-workers to amusing articles, I have been slowly indoctrinating them with the douchey, spiteful attitude that permeates this community. By doing so, I hope to troll my more retarded co-workers that resent my slacking into Ragequitting.

    Since I'm more or less being paid to browse ED, I'll likely be giving back to the EDJews in the form of purchasing a VIP account of some sort evetually. I have no idea what they net me, but I've played an MMO, so I know my general worth is measured solely by some abstract level.

    So yeah. Greetings and such.
     
  2. rst8

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    yes hello
    what is up
     
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    Be sure to let us know how that one turns out for you, champ.
     
  4. Trixie

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    welcome!!! :awesome:
     
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    Trixie, why do you reply to every fucking noob thread? You're a fucking old lady.

    Ok, OP, if there is one person to avoid on these forums, its DGTrixie, she is 46, and ugly as shit. She sniffs around the noob threads desperately seeking friends, since she doesn't have any IRL.
     
  6. oddguy

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    ignore that post.

    who you really want to avoid is PerpetuallyAroused,he has a huge hate boner for all women because he wishes he was one.
    also no one likes him.
     
  7. Trixie

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    OP,
    you need to know that preparation H is a liar &
    extremely jealous of all my awesomeness...
    unlike his misogynist virgin scumbag....
    he is the one person to truly avoid.
     
  8. Trixie

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    thanks, oddguy!
    reminder: you forgot to give the OP his welcome cookie.
     
  9. TheScaryDoor

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    There's a procedure he can get done to take care of that, if it's becoming an issue. I hear they'll do it in Mexico for bottom dollar. Make sure you take a bunch of before and after pictures PerpetuallyAroused, so you can show anyone dumb enough to fuck that festering wound that passes for an MTF vagina.
     
  10. rst8

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    Hi.
     
  11. TheScaryDoor

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    Uh... hi?
     
  12. rst8

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    yes hello im rst8
     
  13. TheScaryDoor

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    That's pretty cool. I'm TheScaryDoor, apparently.
     
  14. rst8

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    hello scary door are you a furry? :)
     
  15. TheScaryDoor

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    Ah, now I get why you were trying to make nice, you were hoping for some hot yiffings.

    It just so happens you're in luck, I'm a bit of a closet fur. Here's a quick video of me and some Asian friends exposing ourselves after the most recent Con ;3

     
  16. hkh

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    THAT IS THE MOST TERRIBLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, EVER

    1276448063329s.
     
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    Hello and welcome to EDF2.
    As a thank you for deciding to sign up, here is a complimentary pet bunny.
    [​IMG]
    It will prove to be a stalwart companion for your time here at ED. Whenever you see a terrible image that offends or disturbs you, please refer to your complimentary pet bunny.
    ...and again, welcome to EDF2.
     
  18. hkh

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    THAT WAS REALLY RUDE
    perpetuallyaroused it a perfect gentleman and a scholar
    1285186692253.
     
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    I was going to say hi but then I made the mistake of scrolling up, saw the words "I'm a closet furry :3" and a youtube video of some sort was starting to load itself.
    No
    Get out
    Get off of my fucking plane
     
  20. rst8

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    fuck yes
     
  21. Trixie

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    no.
     
  22. hkh

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    yes
     
  23. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Lol if thats the choice you're gonna make, remember, you're befriending the old woman who loves child pornography. Just warning you, if you have a little sister or something SHE will try to get you to take pictures of her.
     
  24. TheScaryDoor

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    Oh, I am on your motherfuckin plane. Now you watch my omg super kawaii video, and you enjoy it.
     
  25. oddguy

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    i was not defending you,you crusty old whore.
    but thanks for the heads up on the cookie.

    hello new friend ! have a cookie !
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  26. madh8r

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    Oh shit I haven't been baking my cakes since I got back
     
  27. TheScaryDoor

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    Bitchin, already I've gotten a small animal, a pastry, and offers of furry sex. That's what I call hospitality.
     
  28. rst8

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    offer still stands
     
  29. PerpetuallyAroused

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    rst8 loves NASTY furrsex.
     
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    I bet he pulls on fur so hard during yiff time that he skins his victims.