Null of Kiwifarms is off the deep end and is white knighting Chris

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  1. uberfukken

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    Which doesn't add up unless the old man left a massive debt in his death, or the mom started betting sports or something.
     
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    From what i know the house was fully paid off and then people are saying she took a mortgage out on it but couldn't make the payments

    Which doesnt really make sense because then theyd just take the house anyway
     
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    how she got 100k in debt is that numerous companies will gladly sign you up a credit card no questions asked if you're a homeowner regardless of credit rating,bc you have something to seize if you dont pay and they know right where to find you. The catch is they usually have ridiculously high interest rates,(that would be a federal felony if you or I tried to do it,but bc its a bank or corporation then it's OK!) and presumably Barb gladly accepted and activated them,then went off using them like some kind of V.I.P. pass for everything from fast food to gasoline to countless amounts of useless secondhand shit at thrift stores and swapmeets bc she has a long established hoarding addiction.... and then just completely ignored the notices to pay for god knows how long, (presumably where Chris originally learned such behavior) so once you consider the "principal" + the interest + late fees + collections fees + court costs,really 100k isnt that shocking.

    Hence the reverse mortgage,which to confirm basically means the bank paid off the debts and when she dies they get the house,chris has no chance of keeping,assuming it was infact a reverse mortgage and not just a refinance (which is also possible and whichever weeb reported the info merely misread it)

    Going with the assumption that its RM,there is no mortgage payment,or shouldnt be,the $900 she lifts offa Chris is just a "grief tax" of sorts,and her way of feeding her addictions now that her CC's were likely cut up in front of her, and the "Mortgage" story is just Chris' device to keep e-begging and getting "trolled" by being sent free money he's not reporting to the IRS or SSA (as gifts,just like wages would directly impact his tugboat,in a negative fashion) and quite possibly instigated by his puppeteers so they in turn can continue conning video games and useless weaboo shit out of him.

    TL;DR Chris is getting milked from both ends,but not "For teh LULZ" and instead for fraudulent gain and asspats from the autists at KF,which has now apparently backfired.
     
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    I don't see how its backfired. EDF gets to laugh at both sides
     
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    There is a german Chris-chan clone on the loose.
    Unfortunately this scottish guy is the only "english"-speaking person I can find to have made a video on it

    Skip to 5:18 to see how his hater-fans are just like Chris-chans or even worse.
     
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    Pretty sure watching dankula vids is a crime in deutschland
     
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    ah well, you know what they say about germans and humor
     
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    I can agree with Null to some extent.
    Tricking some gullible tard into doing funny shit is good old fashioned quality trolling.
    Blackmailing and extorting money and items off of that same tard, not so much.
     
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    Dude Kiwi Farms has always been softcore white-knighting.
     
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    maybe people should try growing up
     
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    Chris chan is like a block buster franchise that keeps getting sequel after sequel, and everyone just watches the sequels only to say the original was better and they should stop making them
     
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    You stupid kiwis cant even get "an hero" right
     
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    Does Null have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?
     
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    To be fair, Josh and the other Idea Guys were legitimately blackmailing Chris for money, which is pretty fucking scummy even as far as trolling goes, if not just straight up illegal. Null, as far as I’m concerned, was right to do everything in his power to stop them; if only to save his ass.

    One has to wonder, though - what’s going to happen to Chris once Barb croaks? He clearly can’t take care of himself; not only because he’s a fuck-up and no one wants him but also because he’s completely lost in his autistic fantasy world. It’s unlikely that he’s ever going to get his shit together even with professional help. The best outcome for Chris would probably be if he was institutionalized, since he would at least have a roof over his head and food on his plate (not that he’s in dire need of it at the time being.)

    I can’t really see Chris doing an hero; he’s just this frivolous, gender-confused manbaby who likes to play with Transformers and MLP all day. A more likely outcome is that, once he inevidibly gets thrown out onto the streets, he’d do something stupid and end up in jail and spend the rest of his days there.
     
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    I'm sure one of you will pick up the tab
     
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    We get to sit and enjoy him very quickly dying while you kiwi faggots shit yourselves over the thought of the object of your decade + of autistic stalking is about to be gone forever
     
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    The real question is what are YOU gonna do when barb dies and chris disappears forever
     
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    Could we all take a moment to remember the time Chris had sliced himself open in the taint to free the vagina he thought was growing within him?
     
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    I think that was an accidental infection and he just ran with it
     
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    this anime is getting real fucking retarded
     
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    Probably because youre talking about actual anime
     
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