Now Hiring Musicians

Discussion in 'Music, Movies & Media' started by Weezus Christ, Jan 28, 2012.

  1. Weezus Christ

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    im posting this in this subforum because its the only one i visit or check and i might have better luck.

    as many of you probably know from me spamming shitty music in threads... i am a musician.

    my "band" consists currently of two members, neither of which play any actual instruments.

    what i need badly is a guitarist that can record to PC and send me music files.​
    heres where i spam my music. i get about 200 listens a week and people seem to dig it.

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Weezus-Christ-and-the-Sinning-Spectacular/209851192386177


    i wanna do more conventional music with actual instruments and i think some of you guys might
    see eye to eye with what im trying to do and be interested in joining up. im trying to do a metal​
    sounding growly song currently and its gonna sound gay if it doesnt have some guitar. i own two​
    guitars but i suck so much shit at guitar im confused why i even own them.

    anyway heres the lyrics for my current metal song so you know what kind of bullshit you will be working with.​

    You Bought the ---- NORDIC TRACK
    You forgot the -----NORDIC TRACK
    YOU CAN NOT ---TAKE IT BACK

    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT
    GOING FOR YOUR EQUIPMENT
    NORDIC TRACK RAPE

    You used it once or twice
    It sits in the corner of your room
    its gonna use you tonight
    FOUR FEET ---- INSIDE YOUR WOMB

    Your Neglected Nordic track is staring at your rack
    You sit complacently watching the tube
    you shouldnt have turned your back
    ITS GOING FOR SOME LUBE

    You think this is funny
    I bet you own one too
    Youll think its really funny
    when its covered in your POOOOOOO
     
  2. Lucky

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    For some reason I think it would sound awesome to add a blues breakdown in the middle.
     
  3. Weezus Christ

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    i agree.

    with a female soul singer. some 'in the heat of the night' shit going on.

    more than anything i want female vocalist.
     
  4. Lucky

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    Gotta sing them nigger blues. After all, it's hard being a single mom living off of child support in the inner city.
     
  5. Khanzer

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    My brother is a very good guitarist, unfortunately we don't have nothing to record it.
     
  6. Kenneth

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  7. Weezus Christ

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    you dont have to be good you just have to put in the effort. its amazing how many fags will talk huge shit
    about how theyre gonna do things for a music project and then they never actually contribute anything.

    i have almost nonexistent skill with singing, orchestrating and arranging music but i fucking do it.

    if you want to participate and you have a way to record and mail me bits of music then welcome aboard!

    do you have the proper accoutrements to record and mail samples to me?


    also it would be super helpful if you had a facebook account
     
  8. Helix

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    I would definitely offer my services, but I don't think the two of us have anything in common musically. Plus, I find myself seriously lacking in the necessary equipment to actually record anything for you.
     
  9. Kenneth

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    i has a mac which can record decent quality sound but i don't have anything fancy i do have the software though :(
     
  10. Weezus Christ

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    lol "shit music for the lulz" isnt your thing then?

    its just a fun thing. i just want to make the kind of music bob rehahn can bust a nut to.
     
  11. Kenneth

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    fine with than i can shit out stuff when needed
     
  12. Rock

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    this is relevant to my interests.
    let me fuck around and I'll get back to you
     
  13. pockey&hentai

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    I nominate ^
     
  14. faggotmaximum

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    you should do a cover of my heart will go on
     
  15. Weezus Christ

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    whats funny is i probably will.

    im doing this song next as my 'put more than a couple hours of effort in' project



    its gonna be so gay. SO GAY.
     
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    I guess it sounds pretty fun, but I'm already involved with some other artists, and I'm usually more into psychedelic rock, prog rock, blues, jazz and shit like that.
     
  17. Weezus Christ

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    i dont think you understand... this is shit that gets done in a few hours in the morning.

    the style is called "niggerfaggot"

    i do need some bluegrass riffs at some point.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Beefcake

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    I'm a metal guitarist and I can do some rudimentary recording.
     
  19. Weezus Christ

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    hell yeah heres the best way to get ahold of me https://www.facebook.com/WeezusChrist
    i also have skype username weezus christ

    for recording electric guitar i THINK you can just plug your guitar directly into the computer through the mic jack.
    thats what i was told anyway i havent tried it because i have to be extremely drunk in order to hit the guitar hard enough for it to make the sounds i want and i cant be fucking with software that drunk.
     
  20. Beefcake

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    I have a Marshall amplifier right next to me with a microphone in front of it that's hooked up via a small mixing panel to my PC.
     
  21. Weezus Christ

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    i bought one of these things

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    and still havent figured out what the fuck im supposed to do with it. haha

    yeah, i spend hundreds on equipment im too dumb to use. what??
     
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  23. Ahseyo

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    Can't record but if you need a mixer/mastering engineer I can do the job. I might be able to record if I bring my guitar to my friends house, since my cabels are fucked.

    edit: I can also arrange it with FX and whatnot. If you are interested just send me a PM here and I'll give you the rest of my contact info where you can get in touch with me.
     
  24. xy0xy1

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    isn't that bitch on OhI now

    tarded annoying voice tho
     
  25. faggotmaximum

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    YES
     
  26. Atomic_Joe

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    I can record some demonic grumbling for subliminal messaging in your tracks.

    Or no so subliminal, it don't matter.
     
  27. Weezus Christ

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    i added you to the facebook music group i made. thats where unfinished song nuggets will get posted.

    be sure to turn notifications off or youll get emails about the messages...
     
  28. Atomic_Joe

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    This is okay.