Nottinghamshire Police try for coveted 'World's Most Pathetic Police Force' title

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  1. Harpoons

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    The question is: If you replace all the male policemen in Britain with female policemen, would anybody tell the difference? Would doctors if they were all forced to take a testosterone test?
     
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    Well it had to happen, the last vestige of the patriarchal control destroyed -- the control of the thermostat. :negative:
    I'm guessing a bullet or knife wound is far more uncomfortable.
     
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    Women complain no matter the fuck.
    Give them this, and in a year they'll want more. They are the niggers of gender.
     
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    Wow. I'm glad their police don't carry guns.
     
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    200 years ago they ruled nearly the entire planet.. And now they're confiscating butter knives and trying to imprison the owners of far-right sympathising Pugs. Oh, and i nearly forgot about the fucking Terror apologist mayor of London.

    1516441526783.
     
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    This is just so bizarre coming from a country that damn near owned half of this planet at one point in time. If memory serves, their empire was so large that the "sun never sat on the British Empire" but now they have to have crying rooms and safe spaces for women to deal with shit? I've never been one to beat this drum but I seriously wonder what the kings & conquerors of old would think about this weird ass bullshit.
     
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    what manner of queerishness is this? if thou doest not return to thine kitchen and preparest me a feast, thine head shall be seperated from thine neck!
     
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    Why aren't transgender police in an uproar about this?
    How can they get extra fans for being woman if you can't have the ability to simulate menopause short of stabbing your inverted dick skin with a dirty paring knife?
     
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    Hold up, if menopause is causing police officers to act irrationally and emotionally, shouldn't they be put on administrative leave to protect the public? At least put them on an anti - terrorist team so they can get all their hormonal rage out on some innocent shitskin and his truck of peace.
     
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    It's almost like women are biologically not suited to be police officers.
     
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    Honestly, it's not even the menopause stuff that bugs me, like, if there's one part guys should be sympathetic and say "I'll try to make it easier for you", it's the menstrual cycle.
    It's the 'low self esteem' part that bugs me, keep in mind, as long as something like that works against you, you aren't really cut out for police work, especially not female police work. I remember as a kid, we had a black female officer come to our school to tell us about police work, she described, in detail, it's pretty damn common the guy you're arresting is a complete hardhead asshole, who will threaten to rape, torture and murder you the whole car ride. Female officers, due to hormonal attraction, tend to get this waaayy worse, and she said she found that hilarious, because everything the jackass says, is something she got to put in the affidavit.
    I can't name a single SJW that resilient that she can stand verbal thrashings like that.
     
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    That's not a bad idea to make a room o shut them away in so you don't have to hear they whining and crying.
     
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    But Zootopia said... :foreveralone:
     
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    actually select forces already carry, and it's becoming more prevalent.
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    the limey fucks have had this coming to them for a long time. this article has made my day ty.
     
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    That's a disaster waiting to happen
     
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    Does anyone else get the immediate impression she has no idea what to do with that thing?
     
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    you'd think so, but no. after so many bobbies getting knifed, they have started to hand out firearms like tictacs.
     
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    No seriously, her manicured nails are barely capable of gripping the the stock and she has her trigger hand wrapped around... the magazine?

    Is this even a real photo?
     
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    That is how you stand at ease while holding your firearm
     
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    I don't think you're supposed to have your finger on the trigger unless you're ready to fire the weapon. I dunno though. I don't have to worry about that aspect in video games.
     
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    I'm not talking about her finger on the trigger, she's literally holding her rifle by the magazine like a nigger
     
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    *shrugs* I dunno, man. I have a feeling you aren't much more of a subject matter expert on this stuff than I am. I get why it seems weird though. I trust that the person trained in using the weapon knows more about handling it than I do though, since I just sit in my room all day.
     
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    Oh. What branch of the military did you serve in?
     
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