Notorious Bag of Shit Admits to Being Full of it.

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  1. MrGask

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    Seen here showing everyone where they can stick their opinion,
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    doomsday prophet Harold Camping now admits he is completely full of shitte.
    Holy Rapture Batman!
     
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    Wow what a revelation. He is just now coming to terms with the fact that the world didn't meet a fiery end 5 months ago?
     
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    Well, as long as he doesn't revert to being infallible...
     
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    Now we can only hope that his followers can tear him to pieces and split up all his money to give reparations to those idiots who spent their life savings buying up billboards warning everyone.

    I mean, yes those people were idiots to do that, but I don't think its fair that they had to lose their life savings if Harold Camping himself and the rest of the congregation who didn't feel like spending money warning other people were equally retarded, but they kept their money
     
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    why do people never learn better? this happens time and again and there's always people who think it's for real this time
     
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    I think this announcement is a sign of an impending apocalypse.
     
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    Not convincing his followers to commit suicide = bad and pointless trolling
     
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    If some 80+ year old man was going on about the end of the world, I'd file him under senile and never pay attention again. How this idiot managed to get so many dumbass christian sheep to follow him is beyond me. It really shows how desperate those morons are for something to happen. "HM, LET'S WAIT FOR A SIGN! HERE COMES A CLEARLY SENILE OLD MAN, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!" only to be disappointed again and again and again.
     
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    why kill the people you're trolling? once someone is dead they can no longer be milked, but leave them alive and you can remind them every day that they have lost, are stupid, inferior, and have the satisfaction in their defeat renewed. there is no satisfaction in killing.
     
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    The only ones to blame are the people dumb enough to believe him.
     
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    why is he still getting attention?
     
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    Plenty did kill themselves because of May 21 but that was from fear of the rapture not fear it would not pass.
     
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    They did realize that people who die during the rapture are forced to have their immortal souls stay on the very earth they were trying to escape and witness the fate of existence waged against the Antichrist and Jesus' second coming?
     
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    The who and the what now?
     
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    Christian Mythology.
     
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    That is kind of my feeling as well. Now that no one is actively warning us, Jesus is gonna commando in for the surprise cigarsex.
     
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    The article is polite in forgetting to point out that the smug old white faggot, Camping, had previous predicted - and failed to predict - the very same rapture in '93, I think it was.

    Looking at the link to the story and reading Camping's words in his voice, and imagining him wiping tears away from his eyes as he utters his defeat, I am reminded that I will never stop feeling NOT sorry for all of his followers who got taken, who sold their houses, quit their jobs, ruined their children's educations, gave away all their money to the Rapture cause -- they all got what they had coming, and they're still getting it. I do, however, actually feel bad for their kids. Except that one girl, I think, who sued her parents for being clearly fucking insane, and who petitioned the government to put her in foster care so she didn't have to travel the mid-West in a "rapture ready" Harold Bus.

    HAHHAHA stupid shmucks! I could have told you how this would all play out! Should have sent me your money instead!
     
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    His middle name is fucking Egbert? Seriously?
     
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    Jesus JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
     
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    Holy shit. I read the title of this thread and immediately thought of him.
     
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    Looks like another end-time theory was bullshit too- no tsunami and earthquake for the Pacific Northwest on March 22nd. Oh well, those nanny-state-loving hippies and Jews can find other ways to die.
     
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    people are obsessed with the end of the world and want to believe it will be the end.

    look at the death culture and popularity of zombies and vampires. the emo fashion trend, a celebration of depression and despair.

    when people think that god is going to take all the pieces off the board, pack up and go home they get excited.

    nobody wants to die alone. everyone is more comfortable taking everyone else with them.
     
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    Link to the story?
     
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    God told me that the world was going to end on August 24, 2006. And you know what? A world did end that day. Pluto was demoted.

    The phrase "end of the world" is open to interpretation. Since these spastic christfags NEVER name a SPECIFIC world, it's all saved in the eyes of their lord. "THE WORLD WILL END TOMORROW" signs are so great. No one stops to ask WHAT WORLD...because it COULD be Earth...or it COULD be Planet PX-42 (where Fabio rules).
     
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    Fucking camper. The world already ended. Humans are still trying to make it good again. And failing miserably.