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  1. Brokentoaster

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    I was around for the first ED, and What:80. I just kinda got bored when Deathbal and everyone else took off. Now with things heating up again, I thought it would be good to get my ass back here.

    So yeah, I'm not really new.
     
  2. Bottom Feeder

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    Brilliant, so I suppose you wont get bashed cuz you're already an oldfag, rite?
     
  3. minty

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    welcome back
    eek.
     
  4. Zozmal

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  5. Baya Rae 4900

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    You never had virginity, Minty.
     
  6. minty

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god.
     
  7. Khanzer

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    Hi welcome back; I'm Khanzer, the edf mascot, nice to meet you.
     
  8. Lord Raptor

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    Deathbal... wasn't the guy who ragequitted when someone outed him as a schizo that argued with his socks in DA? Or I'm mistaking him with someone else?
     
  9. oddguy

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    No one cares how long you have been here.
    You are a faggot and I am willing to bet you were a faggot back then too.
     
  10. Brokentoaster

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    Fuck you Dude your ass is gonna get raped. By a walrus. Back in my day, rape was funny. Everyone was raping each other, and making merry while trolling trolls and posting cats.

    Hur I bet you fags can't triforce. Inb4 op is fggt. Durp. Yeah I doubt that. Chances are this place is full of people I don't know, or don't really care enough to actually remember. So I might as well be new. Hell, I don't even remember my old username.

    Give me five dollar.
     
  11. minty

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    this person sounds interesting...
    spock is confuse.
     
  12. minty

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    you're so fucking hardcore...
    omg.
    i wanna be just like you when i get older
    dat triforce.
     
  13. Brokentoaster

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    Pretty much. He was my favourite temperamental sociopath. Also, he kinda looked like Harry Potter and would get pissy when anyone brought it up. But even though he was fucking bat shit insane, he still helped piss off many tartlets and DA Faggots.

    You have no idea. He wasn't "HURR LOOK AT ME I'M RANDOM", he was, "Shit this guy would fuck you up in a dark alley way," random. His only goal was to piss off everyone.
     
  14. Lord Raptor

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    >this guy would fuck you up in a dark alley
    >looks like Harry Potter

     
  15. minty

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    beware, you could get beat to death with a broomstick and raped with a wand.
     
  16. Zozmal

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  17. Baya Rae 4900

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    @minty Is this "person" another one of your companions?
     
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  18. Brokentoaster

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    I hope you're not referring to me, because I'm not a person; I'm an anthropomorphic toaster, who is broken. Also I don't know Minty.

    Also, back in my day, every new user got 42, male, 42 years of age, virgins, for signing up. What happened? You let this place go to shit. I want my virgins.
     
  19. minty

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    no
    i don't hang out with homosexuals that are THIS gay
     
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    I'm a octopus, I use pearls as money.
     
  22. skylerconcarne

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    You're not a female are you?
     
  23. CallMeMaggot

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    Oh hell no uh uh
    get out.
     
  25. Brokentoaster

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    Then give me all your peals. I shall string them into a necklace and be the prettiest man in the world.

    I am a Toaster. Toasters do not have genders. Also, it is advisable that you do not stick your penis into a toaster.
     
  26. Brokentoaster

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    Fuck you I'm a toaster.
     
  27. skylerconcarne

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    Toaster.... moar liek shitposter :rimshot:



    All jokes aside though, get out.
     
  28. minty

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    fixt
     
  29. Die In A Fire

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  30. Brokentoaster

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    Stop playing hard to get. If you want into my slots so bad just ask. You're not trying hard enough.