North America's first colony turned cannibal

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  1. Murdoc esp

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    soy un vago de mierda....
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22362831

    Well, now the rumors are gone, it's a fact the eurotrash got so desperate in that time for flesh that they turned into savages.
     
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    My ancestors were such dumbasses. If they hadn't helped these idiots survive and colonize this land, they might still rule it.
     
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    Why they just didnt went to a McDonalds? Silly Americans!
     
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    Huh. Now if we prove they later moved South all redneck behavior would be explained.
     
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    Jamestown is the South.
     
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    I don't see cannibalism in those kind of situation as something particularly savage, more like sensible.

    Also, choosing a loli secures some pre-feast sexy fun, with no traumatic sequels whatsoever, except maybe in the very short term...which is good for the moral of the lads

    If by rule you mean talking to poles, kidnapping and torturing other tribesmen and not inventing agriculture or the fucking wheel, for God's sake!...well, probably
     
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    The reason the Amerindians of North America were able to help the Jamestown settlers was precisely because they had agricultural knowledge that the settlers lacked. Sure, the Aztecs/Mayans got worked over by the Spanish, but they were by no means one of the more advanced tribes, just the most brutal.
    As far as knowledge of the wheel goes, giving the amount of their iconography that involved circles, I am sure they would have figured it out.
     
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    Bullshit. The Mesos wipe their asses with the technological advancements of the Injuns. It was actually the Incas who were the most advanced of all the American tribes. They also wiped themselves out before the Spanish came across their "civilization." In fact, the more advanced a tribe was, the earlier it got enslaved/exterminated. The least advanced tribes, the Injuns, held out the longest.

    Might be a lesson in there somewhere.
     
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    I'm 47,,,I was told by one on my sons 20 something friends (female) that I was a DILF. I had to ask,,,,, Kewl for me eh?
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    they were hungry as fuck, anybody on their place would do the same, but that doesn't change that they became crazy savages.
     
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    GTFO OF MY THREAD YOU AUTISTIC CUNT.
     
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    the no ban policy implies that you should make liberal use of the ignore function.

    it also implies faggots are the new red scare.

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    :lulzsec: True , I don't mind newfags if at least when they post "random" shit are funny, but he isn't .
     
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    Yea, so advanced they hadn't figured out writing, or how to not over exploit their land.
     
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