Non-Believers against Atheism

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  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Ok, so as many of you know, an interesting incident started when I posted a mocking quote of youtube user "shock of god" some retarded christfag. I posted it on my twitter with no @s or #s, yet I was soon bombarded by angry buttraged atheists.

    I just have to say, atheists are every bit as closed minded, zealous, and crazy as the most towel-headed islamist. These guys are freaking obsessed, and they like to claim that they aren't a religion, and duck behind "oh its just a non-belief, are all people who believe in santa-clause a religion"? No. Fuck you guys. You are a cult.

    I seriously think we need to take back the term "atheist" from the fat, black wearing, neck bearded retards. We need to take it back for the man who doesn't care, for the man who just likes to sleep in on sundays.
     
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    If you want to be a smug intellectual in the 21st century, you need to be an atheist.

    Sounds about right.
     
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    that's why we need to burn down r/atheism.
     
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    What is your proof and evidence that this thread is accurate and correct :trollface:
     
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    Seriously though, we need action.
     
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    If you are an atheist and obey Christ, not mattering if you believe in him or not, we will still go to Heaven, or at least earn a hall pass to permanently stay out of Hell and go to Limbo? With the other smart atheists who figured this out, and then using science and reason, build our own paradise in the afterlife?
     
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    Conservapedia uses ShockOfGod as one of their main apologetics cannons. You might want to talk more with MeepSheep on the next future raid he plans upon this tumor abomination of an "encyclopedia".
     
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    You only just found this out?
     
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    Agnostic Atheist master race.
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    No, they just really piss me off.
     
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    I haven't met many atheists that aren't pseudo-intellectual pricks. They are just as bad as the religious people they make fun of. I simply do not care whether or not there is a god. It is a waste of time to argue about it because nobody will ever know until they die. The atheists I've met can not get it through their heads that I don't care to hear their about how they disproved god. They are persistent and annoying.
     
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    Again, Rain is wet.
    Why are you telling me this?
    this is a well known fact.

    They need people to annoy and actively seek out people who have a faith or belief because it makes them feel intellectually better than everyone else by attacking people's beliefs.
    The best way to destroy the Atheist infestation is to confine them from the rest of the population, without people to bother and force their views upon to generate the sense of smug that they feed off to live, they will wither and die.
     
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    The best way to destroy the Atheist infestation is put them marching rabidly on the streets of Russian cities to bring back communism.
     
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    You say it like its a bad thing, Whats wrong with insulting christfags and towlheads ?
     
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    The problem isn't that atheism is stupid.

    The problem is there are fucking idiots that label themselves as atheists so they can get the 'cool intellectual kid' fame.

    I have a friend who is an atheist but don't like to admit mostly because of the idiots mentioned above.
     
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    I would offer my humble efforts to such a cause as well
     
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    I don't jelq, I just have a problem with procrasterbation.
     
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    Are we fighting the idea or the teenage faggots who follow it like a religion
     
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    Also Thule Society = Full Metal Alchemist the movie conquerer of shamballa.
     
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    No, the Thule Society believed in like Atlantis and it being the homeland of the Aryan race.
     
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    Apatheism - the belief of "who gives a shit about religion?"
     
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    I know, I was making a joke.
    Anyways, that's bullshit. Communism, man lives/works for his brother. National Socialism, man lives/works for the glorification of man as a whole. Capitalism, man lives/works for pleasure/success.
    No matter how you try to spin the story of how Aryans are this and that, we may be superior, but we're not a part of some mythical race of superheroes from Jupiter. We just had the privilege to evolve into the fine thing that we are today. With the progress of genetics, the singularity, and artificial intelligence, we'll easily spread throughout the stars. But then eventually we will die, or metaphorically ascend to the level of "gods".
     
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    both I think.
     
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    While I don't have doubts about the singularity as a whole, the idea that it will be within 50 years is absurd. I believe that discoveries about the mind made in the next 30 years will change the nature of how we understand reality (I call it the Hermetic Reawakening). Though the concept of the singularity as a whole is a bit foolish. If we live in a universe that is at least already 14 billion years old, then were are the cyborg overlords?
     
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