No sex at McDonalds

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    lol of course this happened in Philly.

    When people get stabbed in fast food joints, you'd bet your ass it happened in Philly.
     
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    Whatchu know about Philly?
     
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    It's people are fat and irate.

    Also, fuck everybody who parks on the line dividers in South Philly. They deserve to have their cars hit by confused tourist.
     
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    Sounds about accurate. This was West Philly, but the North is more or less the same. This city is a plague upon the earth. I'd advocate nuking it if I wasn't in the blast radius.
     
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    That's a great thing.
     
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    what was that film with tony shaloub about the restaurant? i tihnk stanley tucci was in it too.

    fucking great film.
     
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    They stole the sex in a McDonald's bathroom idea from Chris-chan.

    And that cop named Michael Chitwood is responsible for throwing a hippie Jew in jail.
     
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    You just can't have sex anywhere in public places anymore
     
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    You're a fucking cunt, you know that?
     
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    Sounds right to me. Sick sluts act like perverted cunts in a public toilet that other people have to use, one gets stabbed. Perfect. Treat them like the animals they are. Shame the injury wasn't fatal.
     
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    How are people getting sexual in McDonald's bathrooms when I can't even convince my frauline to smoke in an empty moive theatre?
     
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    Because smoking in a movie theater carries a fine, and sad to say there's no law against having sex in a public toilet.
     
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    If I didn't have to worry about one of us getting stabbed, I'd like to have a threesome with @Drmusic2010 and @FlamingTofuSquare in a McDonalds or KFC bathroom.
     
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    If being stabbed is the first thing you worry about in a threesome with those two I think you have bigger problems to address.
     
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    What could my other problems be?