NO RST8 YOU CAN'T BE TOMMY

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  1. TheForRealDeal

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    rst8 is not and never will be Tommy

    Nobody who posts on EDF will ever be cool enough to be Tommy
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    It's official now rst8, you can't argue with it
    s4 would technically be a hero now so shut up
    You're never going to be Tommy, rst8
    Deal with it
     
  2. rst8

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    can i be blue then?
     
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    damn
     
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    Tough break R. Out of all the faggots in that shithouse pic, you get to be the gay nigger.

    Makes being a furry look just a little bit better.
     
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    "The Rangers' color designations influence their wardrobe throughout the series: their civilian clothing often features the same color as their Ranger color. A joke highlighted this correlation in Dino Thunder when Tommy Oliver (a former Green Ranger, White Ranger, and Red Ranger) became the new Black Ranger; he said that he had to go shopping because he did not own enough black-colored clothing."

    taken from wikipedia
    tommy was a black ranger too
    faggot
     
  6. TheForRealDeal

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    Cry all you want, you can't be Tommy, you useless nigger
     
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    Good one.

    Not Ghey at all.

    Now, less on the shaft & more on the tip thanks.
     
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    tommy ended up as a black ranger so i am tommy
     
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    Original lineup, bitch
    You're not Tommy, end of story
     
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    you cant stay in the past forever
     
  11. TheForRealDeal

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    That's where you'd be wrong
     
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    RST8 you want to be bad tommy (green) or good, KKK tommy (white)

    either way youd have to blow on a dildo to call up your Megazord
     
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    Why are you retards arguing over this? Let me run down the list and show you why you're all idiots.

    Black Ranger => Gay nigger. Fights evil through use of break-dance fighting.
    Pink Ranger => Brainless valley girl. Fights evil by turning cartwheels a whole lot.
    Red Ranger => Musclehead martial artist more fake than Johnny Cage in the movie Mortal Kombat. Fights evil as generically as possible.
    Yellow Ranger => Dumb chink who makes a play at being wise but fails miserably. Fights evil with pseudo-spirituality and a remarkable ability to go unnoticed by everybody, including the villains.
    Blue Ranger => The resident geek of the team, who despite having superpowers still manages to get beat up at school. Fights evil by computing the square root of pi to the 1,000,000th decimal place, then raging at monsters when they smash his calculator.
    Green Ranger => Basically has the same traits as red making him AN UTTERLY REDUNDANT CHARACTER, with the possible exception that he once and a while flirts with the ditzy pink ranger making him the only character on the team with a sex drive of any kind. Fights evil the same as red, but he gets some extra gold bits on the costume that's supposed to make us like him more.

    TL;DR. You're arguing over who gets to be the EDF2 version of the most utterly redundant character in a show which was half constructed of Japanese stock footage. You're all idiots.
     
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    Trini was a viet, not a chink
     
  15. TheForRealDeal

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    I think we've found our Alpha
     
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    Minor detail from a show that I have not seen in over a decade. U mad nerd?
     
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    True. I am aware of the irony, I just don't care about it.
     
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    I love the way the yellow ranger is asian and the black ranger is a nigger. It just seems so right.
     
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    Please clean up your effort sweat when you're done, thanks
     
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    Ay yi yi yi

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    I'm unsure how to proceed. I could probably still "win" the argument. But I suspect victory would look something like this.

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    Looks like I'll just have to concede defeat, rip out my DSL line and go buy a dog. Well played, sir.
     
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    !roulette
     
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    go lick s4 vag u cocksucker
     
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    can i be tommy? :awesome:
     
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    wait when was Tommy the red ranger and the black ranger? I call bullshit on that.

    Also I would make a better Tommy than all of you.
     
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    tommy was never the red ranger.

    he was white and green.
     
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    Go make yourself another medal then, Zaiger. Make it in the shape of one of those gay power coins.
     
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    Who's gonna be Bulk and Skull? Or that gay golden furry Goldar?