Nigger Impregnates Mudshark Wetback at Federal Prison

Discussion in 'News' started by umkemesik, Feb 6, 2013.

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Is it said this Shine gets moar pussy in Jail then The Member Formerly Known As Baya does IRL?

  1. No, its not sad - The Member Formerly Known As Baya is hideous

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  1. umkemesik

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    Source: http://www.ynaija.com/evil-seed-con...female-guard-to-avoid-death-penalty-pictured/
     
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    All the sad/said play...is it some kind of pun, or what?
     
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    Niggers will do anything to get away from the jail.
     
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    Lol, first he claimed to be retarded.
    Then he knocked up a chick to get out of the death penalty, and proved it.
     
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    Cloudfuck fucked my response. Here's what I remember.

    I can't imagine what the poor chimp's thought process was.

    1. Fuck a prison gard bitch and get her pregant
    2. Dey can't kill you if you han a kid wid a prison gard or some shit
    3. Get released and get some watermelon an Col' 45
    4. Ne'er call dat bitch agin.

    Also, what the fuck is wrong with that prison guard. She cheated on her boyfriend with a convicted felon on death row. And her boyfriend is a convicted felon doing hard time. Even ghetto bitches no, you need at least one man who isn't behind bars so he can steal you TVs and shit. Then he'll get caught eventually and by the time he's behind bars one of the others will be out. Trust me, they've got an entire system.
     
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    Why the fuck should he not get the death penalty if he's a tard? We need a new policy for dealing with tards for legal issues.
     
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    Doctor Rice should be able to answer that question.
     
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    The venn-diagram of niggers and retards is a circle.
     
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    lol. A Perfect Circle.
     
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    Maybe. Or maybe a misspelled sad and the spell checker did not pick it up.
     
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    The liberals and multiculturalists argue that all people are equal and deserve equal access. Unless it is affirmative action (in the workplace or higher education) or that certain people (retards and the mentally insane) shouldn't be punished the same despite being murderers. It is laughable since it proves they are not egalitarians as they like to portray themselves. They are nepotists who don't like normal whites.

    The Encyclopedia Dramatica Party is legalitarian, meaning all are equal under the law. Retards and the mentally insane DO NOT deserve special privileges as criminals for certain crimes, such as murder or rape. Retards who rape or murder deserve nothing less than being gallows bait. We also should bring back hangings due to how are they awesome.
     
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    Here's the thing. Although Niggers are inferior, and stupid, this man is not retarded.

    You cannot be retarded and be able to operate a gun and shoot it at point blank range while dealing illegal guns and drugs.

    What happens is the Niggers go to court and flunk their test, and whitey allows them to get out the death penalty. This usually works except in Texas.
     
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    And it has nothing to do with my heavy investments into hemp rope or anything!
     
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    I know that and anyone with a brain should know that. However, it is clearly a case of (mulitculturalist) politics interfering with the administration of justice.
     
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    Actually, there are many functional people capable of doing these things who receive Social Security benefits from the government. They are deemed to have a learning disability, yet can have jobs and normal lives.

    It's so cool that instead of being a productive member of society he decided to literally go full retard
     
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    The niggatard, the guard, both of their parents, the rest of the inmates, the judge, the bitch ass court clerk, the jury, lawyers and the prison made nigglet mistake all should get the electric noose in a gas chamber.
    Oh and oddguy too.
     
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    I believe there are those who are mentally disabled, and there are retards. That nigger is CLEARLY a retard.
     
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    i read 'nigger impregnates mud' and my brain exploded
     
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    Damn niggers.
     
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    Well, Yahveh did basically that

    He modeled in clay this:

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    ...and then blowed it to life, the pervert

    So you just basically proved again that God is a nigger
     
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    My Neggro God! What a rabbit hole.
    This is evidence of Jewish lies way way back.... The 10 commandments, every fucking one of 'em, is a direct attack against real nigga shit :eek:
    Jesus wasn't a jew he was a malato and Mary a race trading whore.

    Sweat big lipped creator who art in the celestial Kfc this changes everything.
     
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    I knew if I'd search for the Ten Nigger Commandments, somenthing would pop out

    Take:

    10 NIGGA COMMANDMENTS
    10. Don't trust niggas!!!!
    Just because a nigga tells you something, doesn't mean its true. Even if he seems to be the most honest dude you've ever been with, at first be skeptical.
    9. Do your research!!!
    Seeing that a nigga is not always honest it is best to ALWAYS conduct your own investigation. This means look for babies, crazy exes, current relationships, charges (juvenile, felonies, misdemeanors, and otherwise), family history, medical history, and credit check (if you're a little older)
    8. Never get hooked on a nigga!!!
    Niggas never get hooked on you, so don't get hooked on them. Though you should always make them feel like they are in control, you need to keep certain things under your sleeve.
    7. Always have a back up plan.
    Since you never know when niggas will act up, you need to always have some "backup stock". Just because you done with one doesn't mean you need to be out the game for what may seem like forever.
    6. Don't tell them ALL YOUR BUSINESS!!!
    Don't let them know too much!! Dudes run they mouth just like girls, contrary to popular belief when it comes to telling your business. So if you don't tell; they won't know!!!!
    5. KNOW ALL THEIR BUSINESS
    Ladies, I know we just said to make sure they don't know your business, but MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THEIRS!!!! If you let a dude run his mouth long enough he'll tell all his business. This way if something happens you, you are prepared for any situation
    4. DOCUMENT ALL INFORMATION
    If the dude you mess with seem like he's up to something. Start writing down times and dates of conversations, and saving text messages!!! This way no one can try to catch you in an alleged lie, or drama!!!
    3. Befriend his friends
    This way if he acts up, his friends will know what he's doing is wrong, and he might be inclined to inform you on some things. This is called having allies.
    2. Go into the relationship with high hopes
    Not everything about a relationship with a nigga is wrong. You may find that your man is a good man, that will treat you right. So if you find him: HOLD ON TO HIM!!!
    1. THE ART OF "KLINK-KLINK"
    This is where most girls mess up!! We, as women, give it up and then dudes just leave and we left all messed up. Instead we should "LOCK IT DOWN" we get result then!!!!!!
    THIS CONCLUDES OUR COMMANDMENTS, NOW GO ON AND FOLLOW THESE RULES AND THINGS SHOULD WORK OUT!!

    Best part is, the writer is a niggresse...it takes one to etc tec
     
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    LOL, bitches be trippn'. Here my mediterranean nigga...

    nigger commandments for stealing a humans job
    1. fresh quart of jerricurl before interview
    2. huff no more than 4 containers of jenkum
    3. wear fresh clothes stolen from last nights buglary
    4. go steal a car with wheels less than 28"
    5. actually show up
    6. don't muhdik everyone in the office
    7. no robberies a week before
    8. no drug deals offered to employer
    9. claim YT fired you from your last job cause he raycist n sheeit
    10. no colt 45's in the interview

    The Nigger 10 commandments:

    1. You'z all beez havin' none o' dem gods before me 'n shit unless it be malt likka and white pussy.
    2. You'z all ain't gonna be making any o' dem graven images unless it be either in the form of bling glorificatin' yo'self o' it be de gravy on yo' KFC.
    3. You ain't gonna be takin' de naym o' Lawdy Lawd in vein 'n shit? That shit don't shoot up too good.
    4. Sunday beez a .. what dat word be... sacre... saccharin Huh that be some sweet shit dawg... day so don't be cappin' a brudda in the ass 'n shit unless Lawdy Lawd God be tellin' you to.
    5. If'n you can figga it out, nowmsayin', you'z be honorin' yo momma and daddy. If'n de otha niglets be on yo turf in de honorin' you beez allowed ta make de ghetto lobstah wid dem.
    6. Don't be killin' a brudda 'n shit. If he do sometin' to you dat be OK but don't be lettin' de big Man up dey in de heaven be seein' it. Dis rool don't be applyin' to YT.
    7. You'z all can get around dat 'cheatin' on yo wife' thing by nevah sayin' who she be. "Adultery" it be ovah-rated 'n shit.. it be bettah to act as a little chile.
    8. Yo dawg, don't steal from a brotha. YT be OK since YT be playin' God and it just be tearin' down de false God. De Real God he be Bl@ck and he do be hatin' on YT all kinda fierce.
    9. Don't be lyin' about yo' neighbor 'n shit 'cause he gonna cap yo' ass.
    10. Don't show dat you be covetin' yo' neighbor's house, baby momma, spinners, daughters, animals 'n shit, unless yo neighbor be YT. If'n yo neighbor be YT see No. 8.
     
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    haha, I like better the first one
     
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    This could've all been avoided if she'd simply gone to the dollar store and purchased a coat hanger.
     
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    His plan only makes sense if he were female. Nigger logic at its finest.
     
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