Next X-Box revealed tonight, Millions of pre-teens will blow their loads

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    It's the biggest goddamn console I've ever seen. It makes the Atari 5200 look like a little bitch.
     
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    Hopefully with the new generation of consoles will result in less shifty pc ports.
     
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    If they stop releasing games for 360 im going to send them an angry letter
     
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    This is an accurate representation of the size.
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    They will. You can't even play Xbox 360 games on the new system.
     
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    I'm proud to have invested in Sony's Stocks during this time, I'm turning in profits.
     
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    The Verge reports that Xbox One will not be backward compatible with Xbox 360 titles. That is according to Mark Whitten, Microsoft's vice president for Xbox Live.

    When asked if Xbox One will be able to play 360 titles over Xbox Live, or by downloading them, or by some means other than a disc, Whitten said the company had no plans for such a service at this time.

    This means also that Xbox 360 titles a user owns on Xbox Live will not be playable on the Xbox One.
    "The system is based on a different core architecture, so back-compat doesn't really work from that perspective,"
    Whitten told The Verge.

    Pfft...
     
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    Definitely not buying this shitpile.
     
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    ^ So just as shitty as steam then
     
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    So we know that:

    It has a shitty name
    It has skype
    It's not backwards compatible
    It requires the kinect to even FUNCTION (what in the ever loving fuck?)
    It focuses more on entertainment, but through football and sponsors from EA (lol)
    If you buy a used game, you can't even play it without having to pay a fee to do so and install in (that's mandatory)
    your HDD. (That's 500gb might I mention LMAO)
    It runs on WINDOWS FUCKING 8


    It's specs are that of a 5 year old PC that even PC Gamers laugh their asses off at.
     
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    Is everybody going to go for the Fondlestation 4?
     
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    Sony's making money eitherway, the xbox one uses Sony's Blu-Ray patent! lol
     
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    I used to think the current gen was the shittiest yet,but after reading this I never wanna buy a new console again. Skype,Twitter,apps, encouraging people to fucking download everything on the "cloud"
    Is this thing even a fucking gaming console ?!
     
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    Not even pc is safe from this interconnected,download-only, social media bullshit.
    It used to be the cool thing about video games was that it was independent kinda. Bad thunderstorm fucks up TV and internet ? Play a video games. Live in an isolated shithole somewhere ? Play a fucking video game. Why buy a brand new game when you can get one of the same quality for 20 bucks less. Oh wait !http://www.geek.com/games/xbox-one-...ls-additional-charge-for-disc-re-use-1555995/
    Fuck gaming
     
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    Secure gateways like Forefront TMG & cracked games are your friend.


    So its basically like steam, And when :gaben: fucks you in the ass its ok but not ok for everyone else.

    All of gaming is infested with this shit.
     
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    Xbox One? Way to go down the road of brand confusion, Microsoft.
     
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    television tv tv tv tv tv tv tv tv television television television television television callofdoody
     
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    Looks like it's time to start going outside.
     
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