Newfriend reporting in

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by Xsevr, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. Xsevr

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    Ediot

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    Hello, another newfriend here. Been lurking about for a little bit, decided to join.
     
  2. oddguy

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    The Prime Memeister

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    No one cares.
     
  3. scumhook

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    What a fantastic introduction.

    Let me guess - you're a speechwriter for Obama.

    No, wait, you're an English Lit major who's going to become a journalist.

    No, no - I've got it - you're a 10 year old shitheel who spent 45 minutes composing this message and now is feeling very, very proud.

    Well don't feel proud. You're a tiny piece of shit hanging off the unwiped arse of the internet. Hopefully great hand of fate will wipe you off and flush you away before you pollute us further.

    Fuck you.

    Welcome to EDF2.
     
  4. toxicmaniac

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    Oh you must feel like you're such a fucking awesome person right? Well guess what....you're not ur a faggot and nobody likes you so stop acting like a british faggot that thinks hes the most awesome guy ever

    i hope you step on a fucking lego
     
  5. toxicmaniac

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    P.S welcome to EDF 2.0, enjoy your stay.
     
  6. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    you should be the official EDF2 introductory officer.
     
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    Emissary of Christ

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    Having a ban message as your signature makes you very dumb.
     
  8. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    here, i even made you a symbol that you can wear with pride.
    [​IMG]
    here is one of the variations being worn by Justin Beiber
     
  9. scumhook

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    I was on board right up until you raped my eyes with that little faggot Bieber. Hitler (all heil the great one) is turning in his grave with little cunts like that polluting the swastika.
     
  10. Xsevr

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    Fuck you
    Thanks for the welcome. So hows being gang banged by rev working out for you?
    fuck you

    Shove it up your ass

    Stay classy, $$Trooper
     
  11. Rev

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    Scum is still fighting the inevitable. I WILL put my dick in his ass.
     
  12. Rev

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    Also, I like this guy.
     
  13. Xsevr

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    GTFO furfag
     
  14. scumhook

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    I was going to describe how horrendously ghey you are, but there are not enough words...

    Given your previous post, I can only assume "like" means "want to dress up in a tutu and make sweet love under tropical palm trees"
     
  15. Dynamic Entry

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    furfag?

    youre a fucker.
     
  16. Rev

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    I REALLY like this guy :)
    You're butthurt. Both from my epeen and my irlpeen.
     
  17. Xsevr

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    Who the fuck are you?
     
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    The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    welcome!!! :nyan2:
     
  19. Dynamic Entry

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    EDF Elite

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    a quality poster.

    unlike YOU, you newfag.
     
  20. Rev

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    I just realized you have a smoking medal. Which is a pack of marlboro reds. Which I'm smoking right now. How I get?
     
  21. Dynamic Entry

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    it was awarded to me by zaiger.

    either that way, or you buy it.
     
  22. Rev

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    I'm gonna have to find Zaiger and suck his dick. I want that medal.
     
  23. Dynamic Entry

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    me and rock are the only ones that have it.

    to get it is to join an elite order of warriors on the internet.

    it is not easy.

    talos guide you.
     
  24. Rev

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    How is it difficult? All I need to do is stick Zaiger's cock in my mouth and suck(citation needed).
     
  25. Dynamic Entry

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    THAT IS NOT ENOUGH.

    you gotta be....cool..:trollface:
     
  26. Rev

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    EDF Elite

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    You wouldn't say that if you knew me.
     
  27. Xsevr

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    Only newfags call other people newfags
     
  28. Dynamic Entry

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    i wouldnt, because youre not cool.
     
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    :frog:
     
  30. Rev

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    Newfag.
    I'm way cool, bitch.