Newest Xbox comes with Cocaine.

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  1. Zozmal

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    This brave man, tried his best to make the Xbox an actually decent product.
     
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    Way to bury the lead. The fact that this dipshit thought driving a 20yo Merc didn't make him suspicious is hilarious.

    Whenever you see an old Lexus, Mercedes, Acura, or some other shit luxury brand with fresh rims installed, be assured some dumb nigger or spic decided to spend $40,000 buying a shitty car and installing even shittier aftermarket cosmetics on it when the dumb fucks could have bought a relatively new souped up car.

    People who make stupid financial decisions for the $20 piece of plastic on the hood that says "L?" Dumbass mules for cracklords.
     
  3. Gregor

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    PS3 still has no games.
     
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    Also, OP care to provide a link?
     
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    this explains my constantly bleeding nose
     
  6. Zozmal

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    Cocaine is a 360 exclusive.
     
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    No surprise it was a spic.
     
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    He wasn't arrested for the cocaine. He's gonna do hard time for the possession of an xbox though.
     
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    you'd think the spics would just stop trying wouldn't you?
     
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    Was it some kind of Charlie Sheen special release?
     
  11. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    Wouldn't be surprised if the 360 came with the cocaine. You know how Micro$oft is.
     
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

     
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    Ah, so that's why all those Xbox's kept malfunctioning. I guess you could call it the White Lines of Death.
     
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    I do wonder what it would be like to play video games while hopped up on coke.

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING DOUBLE KILL WITH THE ROCKET LAUNCHER ON THOSE TWO GRUNTS GODDAMN I AM FUCKING GOOD!!!!