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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by artfartfag, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    hi everybody,
    i stumbled across ED after finding an article about BOTDF
    now i'm deeply indulged in the drama that fat unattractive bean called dahvie vanity stirs up
    its oh so delicious
    i find these forums deeply entertaining and i hope to enjoy many a lulz with you guise
     
  2. Popcorn

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    lightly salted

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  3. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    simply fascinating
    i wouldn't dream of any other kind of welcome but this
    bring it on baby, i lose when i gag
     
  4. Thatdamnnigger

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    I didn't get a single fuck of what you said OP, remove that dick of your mouth and get your fingers out of your ass
     
  5. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    first off that's shit in my mouth and the only thing in my ass is my own head i suggest you get your facts straight cum bucket before you show everyone how much you don't give a fuck by giving enough fuck to say how fuckless you are
     
  6. Thatdamnnigger

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    I kinda like this fucker
     
  7. Weezus Christ

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    OP used "deeply" twice in three sentences.

    LETS KILL HIM!!
     
  8. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    i am deeply engorged with how deep you are
    let us travel deeper into the sea and become one with deepness
    as i peer deeply into your soul and become deeply disgusted
    hows my death sentence now
     
  9. Weezus Christ

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    im gonna be balls deep in your corpse. niggerfaggot.
     
  10. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    that's ultra fagtard supreme to you,
    oh yeah rape my corpse harder
    even in death i'm sure to get laid
     
  11. uberfukken

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    yea hi

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  12. lulzbomb

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    OP is cute.
     
  13. scumhook

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    Managing account details

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    Hello OP.

    Welcome to EDF.

    You seem very nice.

    I like nice boys.

    Come over here and sit on my lap, and I will tell you a story...
     
  14. ilovejesus69

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    Rap is for criminals.
     
  15. Raab

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    Put some goddamn punctuation in your posts. JESUS FUCK!

    Also welcome. Your repartee is well delivered, but extremely unfunny.

    Work on that. kthx <3
     
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    EDF is my hugbox

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    The first post or two looked promising, but after that you showed your inner cancer, now fuck off
     
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    1367257953093.
     
  18. lulzbomb

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    Post your art newfag
     
  19. Milwin

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    2013 Faggot of the Year

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    hi
    2G3pO.
     
  20. Khanzer

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    Hi welcome to EDF, I'm Khanzer the mascot~~ have a nice day.
     
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    WTF? How is this possible? This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
     
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    Hello faggot New.
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    Dem nigger lips.
     
  24. Thatdamnnigger

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    > crappy art
    > actually isn't art
    > sure is crappy tho
    > how do I greentext
     
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    an accurate portrait of @Sugar Bombs in her 30s
     
  26. Sugar Bombs

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    My face is bigger than that. It could crush a man to death, like a cubed python.
     
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    You forgot about absolutely everything else.
     
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    I think setting it on fire would be a marked improvement.
     
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  30. artfartfag

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    Ediot

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    you can call any piece of shit art. You can shit the middle of a gallery throw sprinkles and glitter on it and then you've got one big flaming mess of art. all you have to do is convince the art fags it's got such deep and thoughtful meaning behind it and then BAM! you can get the cum sucked out of your dick like it was a hose in an artful manner.
    at least i'm not drawing animu, porn, ponies, or furry shit.