new years resolution thread

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  1. Moscow

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    The new year is fast approaching, and for many people it is tradition to make a resolution to do something new or different in the future. so, are any of us making a resolution this year? and how likely are you to stick to it?
     
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    We had this thread last year... I said I was going to start working out and grow out my hair.
    I did not start working out. I singed up for the gym but ended up having to move and didn't feel like it anymore after that.
    Still, I have not cut my hair for about a year now (looks awful, sould probaby cut it).

    Don't know what I should (not) do this year...
     
  6. Slavoj Jizzek

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    1. Get a decent job
    2. Get a decent job
    3. Get a decent job
    4. Get a decent job
    5. Get a decent job
    6. Get a decent job
    7. Get a decent job
     
  7. Harpoons

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    New years resolutions are for weak willed faggots. If you actually wanted to do something you'd have started the moment you thought of it.
     
  8. hkh

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    get my drivers license
    drink more
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    smoke more
    hug @skylerconcarne
    die on my 24th birthday.
     
  9. Stephen

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    Pretty much this, except with my 20th instead of 24th.
     
  10. hkh

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    stay the fuck away from skyler or your wish to die before you leave your teens will be true
     
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    I stuck with the gym for a month and hopefully go from a size 32 to 29, gotta get somewhat shredded by spring time. Drivers license and maybe a not crazy BF
     
  12. Rev

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    WHERE IS SKYLER
     
  13. hkh

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    no!
    i will do no such thing.
     
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    u will
     
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    None of these are "something new or different."
     
  21. Patroclus Rex

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    Yeah, I remember last year's thread too. I think I resolved to break my resolution. I'm gonna give it another shot.
     
  22. a.t.

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    Need to stop being a nerd and get a sweet 6 pack
     
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  24. Harpoons

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    I guess you'll be buying a new freezer then.
     
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  29. The Satanist

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    Title should be changed to "a new year, another joke, I will never follow new years resolutions" thread and be moved to shitpost metropolis.
     
  30. Baya Rae 4900

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