New User "MessyJessie" Confirmed Insane Whore.

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    clearly you are begging for attention. actually i can't believe i took the bait and gave it to you. this is probably how jessie got me too. i just gotta stop talking to people for a while.
     
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    I saif you are messaging jessie on facebook because you want her attention and you replied by commenting on how many forum posts i have

    I dont see how those two things are related
     
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    I do have aspergers but that still doesnt have anything to do with you wanting jessie attention
     
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    and you having aspergers has everything to do with everything
     
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    Why are you avoiding the question

    Why do you want jessies attention so bad
     
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    because I feel like i've already answered it. and If you need me to say it again, sure. I don't want her attention. just because i talk to somebody doesn't mean I want their attention, sometimes i get bored and message people. sometimes I think those people are nice sometimes and they talk back to me and it's nice to have a conversation every now and then when you're sitting in your room being sick and in pain. obviously, jessie doesn't have any friends or she wouldn't have kept talking back to me and being a generally nice person up till this week. it's nice to have people to talk to when you're sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. I thought she would be a nice person to talk to, and I was wrong. a lot of my irl friends have really busy lives and i don't get to talk to them often. the only thing that came of me and jessie talking is i have a story about a crazy bitch to tell my real friends next time i see them.
    if that isn't enough for you I don't care at this point. i'm going to go play some video games and smoke weed until I pass out.
     
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    Dont' mess with Jessie that's what I says, the bitch will give you gonna-syphil-AIDS
     
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    Yo check it, she wanna be a flyass ho
    but this ginger bitch just gotta go
    she got an ok ass
    but her craycray makes me pass
    I'd say use a rubber
    if you wanna get even a tugger
    she'll set fire to your stash
    and put a burning in your ass
    but crazy is fun
    until you be done
    cuz that bitch be trippin
    while the puss be drippin
    and you dick be itchin
    she online bitchin
     
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    jessie's a cunt
    and so are you
     
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    Boy, have you got laid?
    If nom why u throwin shade?
    You were a job corps Grimace
    But now you gotta witness
    I ain't no cunt
    too fly for a runt
    just a retarded douche
    for who society got no use
    I got no future, hiding from my past
    always hope to sell records,
    making music from ass
    You purple guy
    keep hopin don't cry
    maybe someday your dick
    will give a girl a happy sigh
     
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    @Weezus Christ should to a ballad about Jessie the insane internet whore.
     
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    you obvious dont know him. already done
     
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    Jack and jill sat on a hill
    to fetch zew0's meds
    jack fell down and broke his cock
    while jill was an israeli shill
     
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    Zew0 is broke
    A fuckin backwardass joke
    He types real slow
    Livin on the dole
    He'll never feel whole
    Got a girl part of his soul
    Jlaw and sugar's avoidance
    Brings him low
    Fuckin whack bro
     
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    What ho doth visit my chamber door.
    It's Jessie insane internet whore.
    She snuck while I was napping
    Gently rapping tapping at my chamber door.

    Nay I say get they away you whore.
    She replied, Escort not a whore not a whore.
     
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    Oh daaamn son you droppin Poe on my doorstep? Ah shit you don't try to step up to me with none of that and expect me to back down.

    Jessie Lee

    Theres was, many years ago
    and whore you may all know

    suckling dick by the sea
    poor ptsd afflicted Jessie Lee

    Jessie Lee Jessie Lee
    You can never just
    let @zaiger be.

    Your heart it aches
    whilest @JustAPandaOK yearns n bakes
    and the forum its bukkake abuse turns
    it takes

    Oh Jessie Lee, please, returneth to me
    for we shall together sing the song
    of ptsd fellatio by the sea..
     
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    his snuggly weasel just logged on fuck off don't ruin his cuddle time
     
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