New User "MessyJessie" Confirmed Insane Whore.

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by oddguy, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. Pæperclip

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    Not as helpful as he seems.

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    I was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to bump this thread
     
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    so i guess this is the thread where i should flirt with you?
    (i kind of forgot about that line from jessie)

    uh
    how you doin
     
  3. Math Potatoes

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    He is a boy and yet he is also a fish

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    no it's
    ow you doeeehn
     
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  5. Weezus Christ

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    now guys be nice and give jessie all the attention.

    you know how she gets when she doesnt get her attention.

    its like watching someone suffer with diabetes will you crab a baby ruth in your real doll's anus.

    its just not right.
     
  6. Weezus Christ

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    fuck i should spellcheck in non-edit threads.

    that was supposed to say "cram a baby ruth in your real doll's anus"

    well anyway. this is about jessie. not sugar bombs.

    although now i am drawing a direct comparison to sugar, diabetes and attention whoring.
     
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    i preferred the crabbing line, myself...
     
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  9. Sugar Bombs

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    Everyone knows that vaginas are like sacrificial volcanoes, and if you don't throw people (sperm) in them, then you awaken the angry jealous bitchgod that rains period blood on your villages (Playstation 2).

    Wait, what are we talking about?
     
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    So are you offering to squirt menses on my PS2, or no? Because I might want to buy a better camera for this, and another just for the upwards angle.
     
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    MessyJessie did it again
     
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    Wow this woman is a mess. I know I went thru a little attention phase in my life but holy crap. Talk about TMI and over sharing. Thanks for the read though, was entertained.
     
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    MessyJessie is the gift that keeps on giving

    Well to me and oddguy at least
     
  17. oddguy

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    is she still around? someone using her name was on facebook commenting on all my shit.

    jesus christ, she never fucking stops. eventually if i ever die its gonna because she raped me to death.

    in fact i bet thats how all of us die. lets hope she never wins the lottery.

    merry christmas
     
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    is she still around? someone using her name was on facebook commenting on all my shit.

    jesus christ, she never fucking stops. eventually if i ever die its gonna because she raped me to death.

    in fact i bet thats how all of us die. lets hope she never wins the lottery.

    merry christmas
     
  20. Likeicare

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    She keeps making new accounts so she can send me messages then blocks me immediately after so i can't reply
     
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    Sexy low quality photos
     
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  23. MedicalParrot

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    Messy got over her crush on me a few weeks ago. Has not sent a message since.
     
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    i want to hook messy jessie up with my brother.

    heres his mugshot.
    graves.
     
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  25. MedicalParrot

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    Pffffft

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    Wait, you have a brother? Holy shit.
     
  26. Weezus Christ

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    not blood related, religiously related.

    gayves.

    but yeah this guy needs a girlfriend and messy jessie is fucking perfect.

    he loves redheads.
     
  27. MedicalParrot

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    I dunno man. He looks pretty similar to you. Even has the resting stoned crazy eyes face.
     
  28. Harpoons

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    So does anyone have a confirmed fuck# on jessi? I was surprised that was not on the page
     
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