New User "MessyJessie" Confirmed Insane Whore.

Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by oddguy, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. uberfukken

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    Just retire you senile old faggot

     
  2. xXtryingtoohardXx

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    every time I go to sleep and wake up this thread gets dumber
     
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    man i wish i were tripping
    or strobing
    when i read that wrestling shit
    it would have been even more lulzy
    not to mention delightfully
    surreal
     
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    Sempai, can't you end the pain?
     
  8. messyjessie

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    I am never taking suicide advice from @oddguy ever again. in fact I didn't even ask. no wonder why the jews are losing control of their land. They slit their wrists and eat Advil while the others are suicidal bombers and take out their enemies along with them. BRB 72 virgins.
     
  9. oddguy

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    there are a lot of other good ways you can kill yourself. Would you like to hear some?
     
  10. Nouble Digger

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    Holy fucking shit are you STILL posting here? [​IMG] I guess this is probably the most attention you get.
     
  11. messyjessie

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    @Snorlax Rae unblocked me @Nouble Digger and is responding to my threads.
     
  12. oddguy

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    you should try this. The secret is- jump off of something high. You don't want to suffocate, you want to snap your neck. Dead in a second and hard to fuck up. Tie the noose to something inside the house and jump out of the window. That's the best way if you can't get your hands on a gun.
     
  13. messyjessie

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    that's not how you go a hero. @oddguy you take others with you and leave a legacy. but thank you
     
  14. messyjessie

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    why do you think nobody would meet me irl @oddguy
     
  15. oddguy

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    i'd meet you and beat you up for lulz if I didn't think i'd get in trouble
     
  16. messyjessie

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    I know you would. but you need an army for now and socks and whatever you can pull off for now.
     
  17. messyjessie

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    I like how both of us are out of shape and both have outdoor survival training. @oddguy I am totally hitting the gym. someone send him to the USA pls
     
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    its funny how this thread is like 3 years old and is still going on
     
  19. messyjessie

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    the problem with me is that I don't stop even if I get in trouble.
     
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    STOP.
    FUCKING.
    EVERYTHING.

    DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN'T KNOW?!
    DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FALL UPON YOU FROM ON HIGH?
    DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR THE CRIES OF THE ARENA?!
    YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO GET YOUR NAME CHANGED TO MAD MAX, BECAUSE MY ATOMIC ELBOW IS GONNA TURN YOUR WORLD INTO A WASTELAND HOGAN!!​
    oh yeeeeah!.
     
  22. Satamprazeiros

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    All of you posting in this thread, myself included.
     
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    all of this talk irritates me
    less talk more do

    to any and all crybabies out there

    hear this shit enough from my own family
    blah blah blah i want to die
    why are you still alive then?
    can only hear talk about it so many times
    before i want to not
    one way or the other

    giving me agita
     
  25. oddguy

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    so SB came back because she heard jessy was making idle threats about here so she came here to make some idle threats back then stayed a few days and left and jessy made more suicide threats and also left

    amazing
     
  26. Likeicare

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  27. wiz

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  29. Pæperclip

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    Not as helpful as he seems.

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  30. Zerda

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    being as kuudere af

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    get real paper, you just did that so everyone can see your new GAY medal


    hue get it