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  1. Tod_Geiger

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    Dramacrat

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    Hello all.
    I discovered this forum by accident
    (well not quite, i miss-clicked on the ed start page)

    Thing is, i know that half or more of you here
    are not the lowlife kind they type to be, and happen
    to have college degrees, jobs with (a little) future ahead,
    a life... (ok, maybe that last one is an exaggeration).

    So, being the noobie programmer that i am, from time to time
    i will ask for your inspired help and guidance, mostly in the field
    of scientific computing with Matlab, Mathematica,
    Maple and the like...

    Thank you in advance for being kind enough to read this far.

    yours
    tod
     
  2. Solution

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    Everyone is boring

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    Oh my, I do believe you have come to the wrong place.
    Here, I think this is what your looking for http://forums.poz.com/
    For everyone here at EDF, I would like to wish you the best of luck and a swift and final answer to your problem.
     
  3. Tod_Geiger

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    Thanks so much, but I don't have AIDS. I am a devout christian.
     
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    @Rev junco is your man, dude
     
  5. Tod_Geiger

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    I somehow doubt that, but thank you anyway.
     
  6. Ronny

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    you just don't know it yet. anyway welcome

    1349890448091.
     
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    Oh, well then my mistake.
    Welcome home, friend.
    Please do tell us more about yourself.
    Likes/dislikes,
    Hobbies,
    Profession,
    and plz post a picture in https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/edf-yearbook-circlejerk

    Thanks for joining us and have a blessed day!
     
  8. minty

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    so, you hide your dicksucking via glory holes in airport bathrooms?
    you still have aids
     
  9. Tod_Geiger

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    Not if you spit and use breath mint afterwards.
     
  10. minty

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    don't you use my cousin like that!
     
  11. Tod_Geiger

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    Cousin?

    (...thought my family was f*cked up)
     
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    Likeicares Bitch

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    OP's post changed my life. Now I'm CEO of my own company.

    Tru Stry
     
  13. minty

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    you're allowed to use spearmint afterwards, she's the one that's the town whore
    don't defile breath mint though. and stay the fuck away from peppermint. peppermint is a tranny.
     
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    Well that changes everything.
     
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    I envy your cousins they appear in cool videos
     
  16. Tod_Geiger

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    I
    KNEW
    IT

    no clitoris is seven inches long
     
  17. minty

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    >blocked in germany
    why do i even bother opening youtube anymore... i swear to fuck

    next time, just run...
     
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  19. Tod_Geiger

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    Well anyway, thanks for welcoming a dark skinned, half-bisexual Jew, now reborn christian, in the forum.
     
  20. minty

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    don't worry dear, more people will be here to welcome you soon.
    mostly @scumhook
    he's very kind and welcoming. and he loves it when you tag him into threads, don't you @scumhook ?

    @scumhook @scumhook @scumhook




















    ... @scumhook
     
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    My dear, no need to type so much, if you would have simply said "I am faggot" we all would have assumed you were all those things.
     
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    Now that's racist. Not all half-bisexuals are gays.
     
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    Gay is a race?
    Also, Faggot=/=Homosex

    Have you read the forum rules?
     
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    Thank you, dear Minto, for the fucking tags...

    Your time will come...

    And OP, you disgust me. Stick your faggy programming languages up your gaping arsehole.

    Fuck you.

    Welcome to EDF.
     
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    OMG OP, WE CARE SO MUCH. PLEASE KEEP TYPING SHIT AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN.
     
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    Listen up OP,

    Serious reply here - I think you came to this forum thinking that due to the nature of this site everyone here must be some sort of hacker or something. I am sorry, but that is not the case. I don't think a lot of people here are into hacking or any kind of programming. You should probably go look somewhere else.
     
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    ^^^ Yeah, pretty much this. We like to think that we're 1337 haXorz, but...we're not, for the most part. :(
     
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    wut

    Are you one of those people that instead of saying "gay" or "straight" you have to make up some new bullshit term to make you feel special and unique?
    Cause I can assure you, you're not special.
     
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    cant stop staring at your sig...about to have a seizure
     
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    the fuck do you mean "we"?